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A lying shorty who thinks they're a giant and adds fake inches to their height. They’re usually 5 feet or shorter and still think they're the king of the castle.
My cousin said he’s 6'2" and still wears the same shoes from middle school.
She posted a selfie with a footstool and claimed she’s 6'5".
He told me he’s 6'0" and I asked if he’d ever seen a mirror.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A person who’s so short they think they’re tall and lie about it. They probably wear a hat to hide their lack of height.
He said he’s 6'1" and still needs a ladder to reach the fridge.
My friend said she’s 5'10" and I asked how she knows.
He bragged about his height and I pointed out he’s shorter than my dog.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A tiny person who thinks they're a giant and adds inches to their height like it’s a magic trick. They’re usually 5 feet or less and still think they're a superhero.
He told me he’s 6'3" and still sits in the back of the bus.
She said she’s 5'11" and I asked if she’s ever stood next to someone tall.
He said he’s 6'0" and I asked if he’s ever been in a room with a tall person.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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