E-maul

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Following someone through e-mail like a creepy stalker. You get emails at 2 a. m. and you know it's them.

You get an email at 2 a. m. saying, 'I know what you did last summer.'

Your inbox is filled with 'I saw you at the store.'

You get a chain letter from someone you've never met.

An e-mail so mean it could make a grown man cry. It's like getting a wedgie from the internet.

'You failed me. You failed everyone.', from your boss.

'You're the worst friend ever.', from your ex.

'You're a disgrace to your family.', from your mom.

Getting so many emails it feels like your phone is trying to kill you. It's like being buried under a mountain of spam.

You get 100 emails about a sale you never signed up for.

Your phone is vibrating like it's on fire.

You get 50 emails from a guy named Bob who thinks you're his soulmate.

When your iPhone changes your words to something ridiculous. It’s like your phone has a grudge.

You type 'I love you' and it changes to 'I love you very much.'

You say 'I’m going to sleep' and it becomes 'I’m going to sleep very much.'

You write 'I hate this' and it becomes 'I hate this very much.'

An e-mail so bad it could make your face turn red. It's like getting a shoutout from the worst person in the world.

'You're the worst.', from your teacher.

'You're a disgrace.', from your best friend.

'You failed me.', from your mom.