E-mate
A human who’d rather argue with a vending machine than talk to you. They only respond through screens and hate real life.
I asked them how they were. They sent a text that said 'I’m okay, but I’m still mad at you.'
They got a message that said 'I’m still thinking about it' instead of just saying yes or no.
They sent me a 5-minute video just to say 'hi' instead of actually speaking to me.