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An e-mail war is when two people send each other e-mails like they're trying to beat each other to the finish line. No mercy. No breaks. Just e-mails nonstop.
You: "I’m not your mom." Him: "You’re not my dad." You: "I’ve had enough."
E-mail war
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An e-mail war is like a shouting match, but with e-mails. People just can’t stop sending them. It’s like they have a personal grudge with the send button.
Her: "You forgot my birthday." Him: "You forgot your own name." Her: "You’re the worst."
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An e-mail war happens when two people start a fight with e-mails. It’s like a text battle, but way more annoying because you have to wait for the e-mail to load.
You: "You’re late." Him: "You’re rude." You: "You’re both."
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An e-mail war is when two people just can’t stop e-mailing each other. It’s like they’re in a race to see who can send the most e-mails in one day.
You: "Why?" Him: "Why not?" You: "Why are we doing this?"
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An e-mail war is when two people go from talking to sending e-mails like it’s a competition. They’re not just chatting, they’re e-mailing for dominance.
You: "You’re the worst." Him: "You’re the dumbest." You: "You’re both."
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An e-mail war is when two people start arguing with e-mails. It’s like they’re texting, but with more drama and more e-mails.
You: "I’m leaving." Him: "You’re welcome." You: "You’re the worst."