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E-mailverstation

Sending messages through email, which is like texting but slower and way more annoying.

I emailed my dad 5 times about dinner. He still ate pizza.

I emailed my crush 3 times. He still didn’t text me back.

I emailed my teacher about a test. He said ‘Good luck’ and that was it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mailverstation

Writing messages to people through the internet, and they might never reply because they’re lazy or busy.

I emailed my friend about a party. He said he’d come, but he never showed up.

I emailed my crush about a movie. He said ‘Maybe’ and never showed up.

I emailed my mom about my bad day. She said ‘I know’ and that was it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mailverstation

Writing messages to people through email, which is like talking to them but they might not listen.

I emailed my crush about going out. He said ‘Maybe’ and that was it.

I emailed my friend about a test. He said ‘I’ll try’ and never showed up.

I emailed my teacher about a problem. He said ‘I’ll see’ and that was it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mailverstation

When you write messages to people through email and hope they actually read them instead of ignoring you.

I emailed my crush 3 times. He still didn’t text me back.

I emailed my mom about my bad day. She said ‘I know’ and that was it.

I emailed my teacher about a problem. He said ‘Thanks’ and that was it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail hoarder

a person who keeps every single E-mail like it's the last piece of pizza. they're too scared to delete anything in case something important gets thrown away with the trash.

'I still have that E-mail from 2013 about the office party. Maybe it will come in handy someday.'

'I can't delete this E-mail because it has the word 'important' in the subject line. That's not a coincidence.'

'I have 5,000 E-mails. I'm not deleting any of them. I'm not that dumb.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail hoarder

someone who keeps all their E-mails like they're hiding from the IRS. they think deleting one might cause a catastrophic meltdown.

'I had to read through 200 E-mails to find the one that said 'you got a raise.' It was worth it.'

'I keep my E-mails because I might need them to prove I was alive in 2018.'

'I don't delete E-mails. I let them pile up like a mountain of shame.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail hoarder

a person who saves every E-mail like they're collecting dirt. they'd rather keep a message from a spam robot than risk losing something real.

'I saved that E-mail from the fake prince. Who knows, maybe he'll send me a real crown someday.'

'I had to scroll through 300 E-mails to find the one that said 'you got a coupon.' It was worth it.'

'I keep every E-mail. Even the ones that say 'you've been hacked.' I don't believe that one.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail Shaming

When you mess up and get yelled at by fifteen thousand people who all know about it, and you wish you were dead.

My boss CC'd the whole company on my typo. I looked like a fool.

My friend's mom sent the entire school an email about my bad grade.

I forgot to reply to a group email and got roasted by everyone.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail Shaming

You do something stupid, and all your friends and enemies get to laugh at you through an email.

My teacher emailed my parents and my whole class about my bad test score.

I made a joke in class and the principal sent the whole school an email about it.

I spilled coffee on my boss and everyone got a picture of it in an email.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail Shaming

You mess up, and fifteen thousand people know about it before your mom does.

I messed up a project and my whole school got an email about it before my mom even saw it.

My friend got in trouble and the whole district got an email about it.

I forgot to do my homework and the whole class got an email from the teacher.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail Coma/Loop

You get so obsessed with checking and sending emails that you forget to breathe, eat, or even notice your own existence for hours.

Your mom texts you: 'You’re still alive? I thought you died in the middle of a sentence.'

You reply to a spam email with a full paragraph about how your life is ruined.

You ignore your best friend’s 100th message because it wasn’t in your inbox.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail Coma/Loop

You’re so deep in your email world that you think you’re in a fight with your printer.

You reply to a coworker: 'You’re not my enemy. My enemy is the person who sent me 27 emails about the coffee machine.'

You forward a pizza coupon to your boss as a ‘formal complaint.’

You argue with your email app like it’s your ex.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail Coma/Loop

You forget about your life because you’re too busy yelling at your phone about your emails.

You text your mom: 'I don’t care if it’s 2 a. m. I’m still mad at that email.'

You email your neighbor about their loud music, but you’re actually mad at your email client.

You send a 12-paragraph email to your cat about how your day went wrong.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail Coma/Loop

You get so lost in your emails that you think your life is a series of notifications.

You answer an email from 2015 like it’s urgent.

You email your friend: 'Why haven’t you replied? Did you die?'

You reply to a spam email with: 'I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail Coma/Loop

You get so distracted by your emails that you forget to do everything else, including living.

You email your boss: 'I’m not coming to work. I’m in a meeting with my email.'

You reply to an email about the weather like it’s a life-or-death situation.

You ignore your phone because it’s not your email app.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail Coma/Loop

You’re so in your email world that you think you’re in a movie and you’re the lead.

You text your friend: 'I’m not ignoring you. I’m just busy being a hero in my email world.'

You reply to an email with a 10-paragraph monologue about your life.

You email your dog about your day, and you expect a reply.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail Canon

When you blast out a bunch of e-mails or posts like you're trying to drown someone in spam.

I sent 20 e-mails about my cat's new hat in 10 minutes.

She posted 5 times in 2 minutes about her ex.

He DMed me 12 times in 1 minute about his pizza delivery.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail Canon

Like when you can't stop talking to everyone on the internet, even if they don't want to hear it.

He e-mailed his boss 7 times in one day about the coffee machine.

She posted 3 times in 5 minutes about her new haircut.

He sent 10 DMs in one go about his crush.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail Canon

When you e-mail or post so much that it feels like you're trying to annoy the whole internet.

He sent 12 e-mails in one hour about his lunch break.

She posted 4 times in 10 minutes about her weekend plans.

He DMed 8 people in 5 minutes about his new pet.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail Canon

You're so busy e-mailing or posting that you might as well be screaming into the void.

She sent 9 e-mails in 15 minutes about her new job.

He posted 6 times in 10 minutes about his crush.

He DMed 12 people in 1 minute about his pizza.

by Slangipedia 16d ago