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E-mail Canon
It's like you're trying to flood the internet with your thoughts, even if no one asked for it.
He e-mailed 10 people in 5 minutes about his new phone.
She posted 5 times in 7 minutes about her new outfit.
He DMed 9 people in 1 minute about his morning coffee.
E-mail Cannon
When you spam so many e-mails or posts it feels like your fingers are on fire and your brain is screaming.
I sent 20 e-mails in 5 minutes because I was mad.
She posted 10 times in one hour and no one knew what was happening.
He DMed every friend in his class and asked them all to do his homework.
E-mail Cannon
It’s like throwing a bunch of e-mails or posts at someone until they beg you to stop.
He e-mailed his teacher 15 times about a tiny mistake.
She posted about her lunch 8 times in one day.
He DMed his crush 12 times in 2 hours.
E-mail Cannon
You’re so busy sending e-mails or posts you forget to breathe and your phone gets a bruise from your hand.
I sent 12 e-mails in 10 minutes and my hand hurt.
She posted every time she took a sip of water.
He DMed his mom 20 times because he was sad.
E-mail Cannon
You send so many e-mails or posts it’s like you’re trying to drown someone in the internet.
He e-mailed his friend 14 times in one day and no one replied.
She posted about her cat 10 times in 2 hours.
He DMed every teacher in the school and asked for extra credit.
E-mail Cannon
It’s when you send so many e-mails or posts it’s like your brain is leaking out of your ears.
I e-mailed my friend 20 times in one day and my brain was tired.
She posted about her day 8 times and no one cared.
He DMed his crush 15 times and his brain melted.
E-mail Avalanche
A never-ending flood of dumb replies to a mass e-mail that nobody wanted. It starts with "RE:" and just keeps coming like a trash tsunami.
RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, who is this? I don’t know you.
RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I don’t know you. Also, why are we still talking about this?
RE: RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I don’t know you. Also, why are we still talking about this? Also, this is the worst.
E-mail Avalanche
When a group e-mail gets turned into a stupid argument by people who didn’t even need to reply.
RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, who is this? I don’t know you. Also, this is the worst.
RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, who is this? I don’t know you. Also, this is the worst. Also, I’m not going to the meeting.
RE: RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, who is this? I don’t know you. Also, this is the worst. Also, I’m not going to the meeting. Also, I hate my life.
E-mail Avalanche
A bunch of people who got an e-mail they didn’t want, and now they’re all replying like they’re in a fight.
RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I don’t know you.
RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I don’t know you. Also, why is this happening?
RE: RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I don’t know you. Also, why is this happening? Also, I’m going to quit.
E-mail Avalanche
When one e-mail turns into a whole bunch of dumb replies, like people are arguing about something that’s not even important.
RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I think this is a trap.
RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I think this is a trap. Also, I don’t believe you.
RE: RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I think this is a trap. Also, I don’t believe you. Also, I’m going to report you.
E-mail Avalanche
A group e-mail that somehow turns into a whole bunch of stupid replies, like people are fighting in the middle of an e-mail.
RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I think this is a trap.
RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I think this is a trap. Also, I think you’re lying.
RE: RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I think this is a trap. Also, I think you’re lying. Also, I’m going to take over the meeting.
E-mail Avalanche
When someone sends out an e-mail to a group of people, and then it turns into a whole bunch of dumb replies that nobody wanted.
RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, this is stupid.
RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, this is stupid. Also, I hate meetings.
RE: RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, this is stupid. Also, I hate meetings. Also, I’m going to crash the meeting.
E-loose
A total internet slut. Someone who gets their rocks off online like it’s their job.
Hey, I just got 20 DMs from a guy named Bob. He thinks I’m e-loose.
My ex said I was e-loose because I had 12 chats open at once.
My mom said I’m e-loose because I texted my crush 50 times in one night.
E-loose
A person who’s always looking for love or a quickie online. They’re like a dog with a bone, but the bone is a chat app.
She’s e-loose because she’s been on 7 dating apps since Tuesday.
He’s e-loose because he texts every girl in his class.
That kid’s e-loose, he’s got 200 followers on TikTok and still hasn’t found a real friend.
E-loose
Being super loose while on ecstacy. Like you’re ready to party, flirt, and forget your own name.
She was e-loose at the rave, dancing with 4 guys and forgot her shoes.
He was e-loose at the concert, kissed 3 girls and didn’t even know their names.
She was e-loose at the mall, bought 10 shirts, flirted with the cashier, and forgot her wallet.
E-liter 4k scope
The snazziest long-range weapon in Splatoon 2. It takes forever to charge, but when it goes off, it’s like a bullet from hell. Only the best of the best can use it, and the rest just get mad and cry.
This thing is so slow I could nap while charging it.
I got one-shotted by a kid from Japan and now I hate life.
It’s like my brain exploded when I tried to use it.
E-liter 4k scope
The most annoying weapon ever made. It’s a pain in the ass to use, but when it hits, it’s like you died for no reason. Everyone who can’t use it calls it the worst thing ever.
I got killed by a 4k scope and I’m still mad about it.
My friend used it on me and I screamed like a baby.
It’s the reason I want to quit Splatoon forever.
E-liter 4k scope
The weapon that makes you want to throw your Switch out a window. It’s slow, it’s annoying, and it makes you feel like a total noob. Only the cool kids use it and they’re better than you.
This thing is slower than my grandma’s walking speed.
I got sniped by a 4k scope and I cried.
I used it once and my friend laughed at me for the rest of the game.
E-lesbian
A girl who pretends to be into other girls online just to get likes and comments, even though she’s totally straight in real life. She’s usually on a forum full of guys who think she’s hot.
'I love how she kisses her best friend on the forum, but I swear she’s still into guys at school.'
'She posts a pic of her and her girl friend holding hands, but she’s still dating her crush from math class.'
'She’s got 500 followers on the forum, but she’s still the same boring girl in the lunch line.'
E-lesbian
A woman who claims to be into girls online, but in real life she doesn’t even know what a lesbian is. She just watches soft lesbian porn and jacks off to it like it’s a normal thing to do.
'She watches 10 minutes of lesbian porn and then goes to church on Sunday like nothing happened.'
'She texts her guy friend about her lesbian porn habit, but he just laughs and says, ‘You’re still into me, right?’'
'She’s got a whole playlist of lesbian videos and still thinks ‘lesbian’ is a type of pizza.'
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