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E-legal

When something is so pricey you can't even legally own it, but some foreign website sells it for dirt cheap and you're too cheap to resist.

'That iPhone costs $1,000? I'm buying the Chinese knockoff for $20.'

'Why pay full price when I can just steal it from another country?'

'I'm not broke, I'm just e-legal.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-legal

When you're too broke to buy something official, but you find a way to buy it from another country where it's way cheaper and you feel like a genius.

'I got this sneaker for $10 instead of $100. I'm rich.'

'I'm not stealing, I'm just saving money.'

'I bought that watch from Mexico for $20. My friends are jealous.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-legal

When you can't afford to buy something legally, so you buy it from some other country where it's way cheaper and then you brag about it like you're rich.

'I didn't pay full price, I just bought it from another country. I'm fancy.'

'I got that jacket for $15. My mom thinks I'm a billionaire.'

'I don't need to be rich, I just need to be e-legal.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-legal

When you're so broke you have to buy something from another country where it's way cheaper because the real one is too expensive and you're too cheap to care.

'I'm not broke, I'm just e-legal.'

'I got that phone for $20. My friends think I'm a genius.'

'I paid $10 for a $100 watch. I'm rich.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-legal

When you can't afford to buy something official, but you find a cheaper version from another country and then act like you're rich for no reason.

'I bought that shirt for $5. I'm a king.'

'I didn't pay full price, I just bought it from another country. I'm a legend.'

'I'm not rich, I'm just e-legal.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-leave

To quit a website or online group like it just insulted your mom and your entire family.

I e-left Reddit after someone called my dog a potato.

She e-left the Discord server because someone said her playlist was garbage.

He e-left the forum after someone said his avatar looked like a raccoon.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-leave

When you leave a website or online group so hard, it makes your internet connection cry.

I e-left the forum because someone said my username was stupid.

She e-left the group after a comment said her posts were like watching paint dry.

He e-left the chat because someone said his profile picture was a goat.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-leave

To walk out of a website or online group like it just said you were the worst at everything.

I e-left the group after someone said my memes were sad.

She e-left the forum because someone called her a cyborg potato.

He e-left the chat after someone said his profile picture looked like a sad goat.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-leave

When you leave a website or online group so fast, it leaves a trail of broken hearts and bad comments behind you.

I e-left the forum because someone said my posts were like watching grass grow.

She e-left the chat after someone said her username was the worst.

He e-left the group because someone said his avatar was a sad raccoon.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-leave

To leave a website or online group in such a way that it makes your internet connection feel insulted.

I e-left the forum after someone said my memes were the worst.

She e-left the group because someone said her profile picture was a sad goat.

He e-left the chat because someone said his username was the worst.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-leave

To leave a website or online group like it just insulted your entire family and your pet.

I e-left the group after someone said my posts were the worst.

She e-left the chat because someone said her username was the worst.

He e-left the forum because someone said his avatar was the worst.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-lay (Net-lay)

This is when you log on to the internet and flirt with some random adult until you end up having sex. No cash is passed. It's just you and your device, doing your business.

I met my bf on Tinder. We chatted for two hours and then he showed me his dog. That was the beginning of our relationship.

She texted me 30 times before we finally had sex. I had to send her a selfie to make it happen.

He joined a dating site for free. I paid for mine. He still got the better end of the deal.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-lay (Net-lay)

It's like online dating, but instead of looking for love, you're looking for a quickie. You chat, you laugh, and then you do what you came for.

I found my partner on a dating app. We talked about pizza and then we talked about sex. That was the end of the conversation.

I used a dating site for free. She paid to see me. I felt like a celebrity.

He texted me twice. I texted him back once. We ended up having sex in the middle of the night.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-lay (Net-lay)

You use the internet to find someone who wants to have sex. You talk, you tease, and then you do the deed. No cash. No fuss. Just good times.

She messaged me on Instagram. I replied. Then we had sex. That was it.

He used a dating app for free. I paid for the subscription. He still had more fun than me.

We met on a dating site. I asked if he wanted to have sex. He said yes. That was our conversation.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-lace

a smelly, lazy, creepy, and weird person who thinks they're cool

He stayed in my DMs for two weeks and sent me a photo of his cat wearing a hat.

He asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend before I even said hi.

He sent me a video of himself eating pizza at 3 a. m.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-lace

a person who talks too much and thinks everyone wants to hear their life story

He texted me 20 messages about his dog's bad hair day.

He asked me to listen to his entire playlist before he even said hello.

He sent me a 5-minute voice note about his lunch.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-lace

a person who sends you weird messages and thinks they’re being funny

He sent me a photo of his face with a mustache drawn on it and called me ‘Mrs. Mustache’.

He told me he was ‘hunting for love’ and sent me a picture of a fish.

He asked me to guess his favorite color and then yelled at me when I got it wrong.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-lace

a person who thinks they're famous and sends you messages like they know you

He said, ‘Hey, we’re gonna be best friends’ and then blocked me after one message.

He told me he was ‘on the show’ and sent me a photo of his fridge.

He sent me a message saying ‘You’re my favorite person’ and then never talked to me again.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-lace

a person who sends you messages at random times and thinks you’re into them

He sent me a message at 2 a. m. saying, ‘I miss you’ and then said ‘Don’t reply’ 10 minutes later.

He sent me a voice note of him singing ‘Hello’ at 7 a. m.

He sent me a message saying, ‘I think about you all day’ and then didn’t reply for a week.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-lady

A woman on the internet who isn't a thot but still acts like she's got a crown on her head.

@meggs why you got to be so dramatic? You ain't even real.

Hey meggs, you better stop acting like you're the main character.

Megg, you're just a fake influencer with no real life.

by Slangipedia 16d ago