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E-lady
A fake girl who thinks she's cool because she posts on the internet and isn't a real thot.
Megg, you're just a fake girl with a filter.
Why you always got to be so fake? You ain't even real.
Megg, you're just a fake girl who thinks she's cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-lady
A woman who thinks she's hot just because she's on the internet and isn't a real thot.
Megg, you're just a fake hot girl with no real life.
Megg, you're just a woman who thinks she's hot.
Megg, you're just a woman who's fake and thinks she's hot.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-kiss
A fake smooch you send through a camera so you look cool even though you're just sitting on your couch in pajamas.
My mom said she would e-kiss me if I finished my math homework.
He e-kissed her during Zoom class and got caught.
She e-kissed him in the middle of a group project and ruined it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-kiss
When a degenerate on Discord tries to make out with someone else while you're all just trying to talk.
He started e-kissing her during our Discord meeting and no one could focus.
She e-kissed him in the middle of a game and lost.
He e-kissed her during a group chat and it turned into a fight.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-kiss
A stupid holiday where anyone with a D or E in their name has to kiss someone else on June 17th.
Derek e-kissed Elena and it was the worst thing ever.
Ella e-kissed Daniel in the hallway and everyone laughed.
Derek and Elena e-kissed on June 17th and it was the most embarrassing thing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-kiss
When your dog uses his paws like he's on a motorcycle to scratch his butt across the floor.
My dog e-kissed the carpet and left a mess.
He e-kissed the floor like it was a big kiss.
Every time he e-kisses, he makes a loud noise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-kiss
A day where anyone with a D or E in their name has to kiss someone else on June 17th, and it can be anywhere.
Derek e-kissed Elena on the cheek and it was okay.
Ella e-kissed Daniel on the lips and it was bad.
Daniel e-kissed Ella on the forehead and it was weird.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-kay
A company that makes fancy grain machines and sells them to stupid people in Western Canada who think they're the best at everything.
I work for E-kay and I swear those machines are the reason my boss thinks he's a king.
My uncle bought a whole bunch of E-kay gear and now he talks to machines like they're his ex.
E-kay is just a bunch of guys in overalls who think they’re inventing the future.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-kay
A fancy word for school, but way more judgmental and less fun.
My teacher said I failed math, but I swear that’s just because education is a dirty word.
I hate education because it’s just a bunch of people who think they’re smart.
Education is like a jail, and the only thing you learn is how to hate yourself.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-joculation
Joclation is when you laugh at your own dumb jokes. E-joculation is when you laugh at your own dumb jokes online. Especially when you type LOL so much it looks like you’re typing on a broken keyboard.
Hey look at me I’m funny LOL LOL LOL
I just told a joke and I laughed at it LOL
My dog barked and I thought it was a joke LOL LOL
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-joculation
E-joculation is when you talk trash online and make yourself feel important. It’s like you think taking pills makes you the king of the internet.
I took ecstasy and now I’m the best at everything. You’re not.
I’m superior because I took pills and you didn’t.
You’re just a normal person. I took a pill and now I’m a god.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-joculation
E-joculation is when you brag online like you’re the most important person ever. You think you’re special just because you took a pill and posted a meme.
I took ecstasy and posted a meme. You’re not even close.
You don’t know what real superiority looks like.
I’m the best. You’re just a background character.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-joculation
E-joculation is when you talk online like you’re the funniest person ever. You type LOL so much it looks like you’re trying to break the keyboard.
LOL LOL LOL I’m the funniest person ever.
I told a joke and I laughed at it LOL LOL.
I just laughed at my own joke LOL LOL LOL.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-joculation
E-joculation is when you talk online and make yourself feel like a god. You think you’re special just because you took a pill and posted something stupid.
I took a pill and now I’m a god. You’re just a normal person.
I posted a meme. You’re not even close.
I’m the most important person on the internet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jipped
E-jipped is when some jerk cuts off your internet so you can't yell at them anymore.
My mom cut my wifi because I called her a donkey in front of my dad.
The school shut down my internet because I live-tweeted the principal’s bad hair day.
My brother turned off my internet because I said his pizza was soggy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jipped
E-jipped is when you're left hanging like a idiot with no internet to save you.
My internet died mid-argument with my crush. Now I'm stuck with my thoughts and my crush’s silence.
I got E-jipped right before I was going to post the best meme of the year.
My internet was cut off while I was trying to explain why my dog is a genius.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jipped
E-jipped is when someone gives you the silent treatment… and your internet.
My internet was turned off because I said my teacher was a flamingo in a suit.
I was E-jipped because I posted a funny joke about my brother’s face.
My internet was cut because I told my dad he was a bad cook.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jipped
E-jipped is when you're cut off from the internet like a kid who didn't get a snack.
My internet was E-jipped because I told my mom she was a boring singer.
They turned off my internet right before I was going to post my best joke ever.
I was E-jipped because I said my dog had more personality than my brother.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jipped
E-jipped is when someone takes your internet away like it was your last hope.
They cut my internet because I said my teacher was a donkey in a trench coat.
My internet was E-jipped right when I was about to post my revenge tweet.
They turned off my internet because I called my dad a bad baker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jipped
E-jipped is when your internet gets cut off like you're the bad guy in a cartoon.
My internet was E-jipped because I posted a funny joke about my mom’s hair.
They cut my internet right before I was going to post my most embarrassing moment.
I got E-jipped because I told my teacher she was a flamingo in a dress.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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