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E-jedi
A jedi who uses electronics to beat up your face and make you cry
I saw this e-jedi in the mall. He used his phone to zap my lunch money.
My cousin is an e-jedi. He hacked my game and made me lose.
That e-jedi just sent me a text that said 'You're dead.' And I believed it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jedi
A fake jedi who uses gadgets to talk too much and show off
My teacher is an e-jedi. She uses a tablet to yell at me for 10 minutes.
This e-jedi just showed me a video of himself doing nothing.
I asked for a snack, and the e-jedi sent me a message that said 'No.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jedi
A jedi who uses electricity to make your life a mess
The e-jedi turned my phone off during my favorite show.
My brother is an e-jedi. He used my computer to send me 1000 emails.
This e-jedi just made my mom’s phone explode.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jected
Sending a message to some hot person who looks smart and has good taste in music and jokes, hoping they’ll reply and maybe even hook up, but they just read it and ghost you like you’re invisible.
DM: 'Hey, you’re cool. Let’s hang out.' (No reply.)
Tweet: 'Just emailed a hot barista. She didn’t even blink.'
Text: 'Sent a message to my crush. He’s still single.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jected
A fancy, cocky way to say you got rejected, but it sounds extra because it's all about the Internet and the letter 'E.' It’s like saying you got dumped by a computer.
Status: 'E-jected by my online love. I’m heartbroken.'
Tweet: 'They said no. I said e-jected.'
Caption: 'E-jected by my ex. He’s still with his ex.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jected
When you’re chatting with someone online and they start ignoring you because they’re talking to someone else, and it’s either obvious or they just tell you they’re busy.
Text: 'I’m talking to someone else. Sorry.'
Message: 'I’m with my crush right now.'
Status: 'E-jected by my bestie. She’s with her crush.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jack
When a guy blows his load while looking at smut on the Internet.
I did an e-jack during lunch break and my coworkers heard it.
He was e-jacking in the car and the radio was on full blast.
I got caught e-jacking in the library and the librarian gave me a look.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jack
A guy who only gets off by looking at online porn and can’t talk to real people.
My neighbor is an e-jack and hasn’t left his room in weeks.
He’s such an e-jack, he can’t even look at a girl without getting hard.
That e-jack is still watching porn at 2 a. m.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jack
A guy who’s so bad at life, he only gets pleasure from Internet smut and doesn’t know how to talk to people.
He’s the e-jack of the group chat and only sends memes and porn links.
That e-jack still thinks TikTok is for dancing, not for getting off.
I asked him to go to the movies, but he said he’d rather be an e-jack.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jack
A funny nickname for someone named EJ who is also a total e-jack.
My friend EJ is the e-jack of the class.
EJ is an e-jack and still doesn’t know how to text properly.
EJ is the e-jack and still uses a flip phone.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jack
When a guy finishes his job and then finishes himself with a little help from the Internet.
He did an e-jack after finishing his report and got a coffee stain on his pants.
He did an e-jack during a Zoom call and his boss saw it.
He did an e-jack in the meeting and nobody said anything.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jack
A jack-o-lantern for guys who like to stick their junk in pumpkins and get off.
He carved an e-jack for Halloween and it was full of meatballs.
That e-jack was supposed to be scary, but it just looked sad.
He put a pumpkin with a hole in it and called it an e-jack.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jack
When a guy shows off his junk and gets off to his own stuff on the Internet.
He did an e-jack in front of the whole school and nobody laughed.
He did an e-jack on the school bus and the driver was annoyed.
He did an e-jack in the classroom and the teacher gave him detention.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hung up
When someone decides to cut you off mid-chat on an IM just to be a pain in the ass.
You: Hey, wanna hang out later?
Them: *signs off*
You: I'm not even done talking!
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hung up
When someone signs off or blocks you on an IM like you're the last person they want to see.
You: I'm still here!
Them: *signs off*
You: Are you even listening?
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hung up
When someone decides to ghost you in the middle of a chat just to be a total jerk.
You: I'm not done talking!
Them: *signs off*
You: Are you serious?
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hung up
When someone cuts you off in the middle of a chat just to be a pain.
You: I'm still here!
Them: *signs off*
You: I'm not done!
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hung up
When someone decides to sign off or block you in the middle of a chat just to be a total mess.
You: I'm not done talking!
Them: *signs off*
You: I'm not even mad!
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hipster
An E-Hipster is a fake poser who thinks they’re cool by wearing ugly clothes and acting like they know everything.
'I wear my dad’s old flannel like it’s a fashion statement. Bro, I’m a legend.'
'Why do you even need a phone? I have a Discman and it’s way cooler.'
'I don’t follow trends. I set them. And they’re all stupid.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hipster
An E-Hipster is someone who thinks they’re special just because they like both anime and vinyl records.
'I don’t just listen to music. I live it. And it’s very dramatic.'
'I collect vinyls. Not just for the music. For the nostalgia. And the cool factor.'
'Anime is the peak of art. You’re just a regular human. I’m a god.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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