E-jected

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Sending a message to some hot person who looks smart and has good taste in music and jokes, hoping they’ll reply and maybe even hook up, but they just read it and ghost you like you’re invisible.
DM: 'Hey, you’re cool. Let’s hang out.' (No reply.)
Tweet: 'Just emailed a hot barista. She didn’t even blink.'
Text: 'Sent a message to my crush. He’s still single.'
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A fancy, cocky way to say you got rejected, but it sounds extra because it's all about the Internet and the letter 'E.' It’s like saying you got dumped by a computer.
Status: 'E-jected by my online love. I’m heartbroken.'
Tweet: 'They said no. I said e-jected.'
Caption: 'E-jected by my ex. He’s still with his ex.'
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When you’re chatting with someone online and they start ignoring you because they’re talking to someone else, and it’s either obvious or they just tell you they’re busy.
Text: 'I’m talking to someone else. Sorry.'
Message: 'I’m with my crush right now.'
Status: 'E-jected by my bestie. She’s with her crush.'
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