E-jected
A fancy, cocky way to say you got rejected, but it sounds extra because it's all about the Internet and the letter 'E.' It’s like saying you got dumped by a computer.
Status: 'E-jected by my online love. I’m heartbroken.'
Tweet: 'They said no. I said e-jected.'
Caption: 'E-jected by my ex. He’s still with his ex.'