E-hipster

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An E-Hipster is a fake poser who thinks they’re cool by wearing ugly clothes and acting like they know everything.

'I wear my dad’s old flannel like it’s a fashion statement. Bro, I’m a legend.'

'Why do you even need a phone? I have a Discman and it’s way cooler.'

'I don’t follow trends. I set them. And they’re all stupid.'

An E-Hipster is someone who thinks they’re special just because they like both anime and vinyl records.

'I don’t just listen to music. I live it. And it’s very dramatic.'

'I collect vinyls. Not just for the music. For the nostalgia. And the cool factor.'

'Anime is the peak of art. You’re just a regular human. I’m a god.'

An E-Hipster is a total waste of space who thinks they’re better than everyone else because they have a bandana and a fake beard.

'I don’t need a real beard. This one is way more stylish.'

'Bandanas are the future. You’re still stuck in the past.'

'I’m not just cool. I’m the definition of cool.'

An E-Hipster is someone who thinks they’re extra because they know the difference between a latte and a cappuccino.

'I don’t just drink coffee. I savor it. Like a connoisseur.'

'You think you’re fancy? I drink cappuccino and it’s a lifestyle.'

'I know the difference between a latte and a cappuccino. You’re just a basic human.'

An E-Hipster is a person who thinks they’re the bomb because they have a beanie and a playlist with 500 songs.

'I don’t just wear beanies. I wear style.'

'My playlist has 500 songs. You’re just a basic human with 10 songs.'

'I’m not just a person. I’m a vibe.'