E-hipster
An E-Hipster is a fake poser who thinks they’re cool by wearing ugly clothes and acting like they know everything.
'I wear my dad’s old flannel like it’s a fashion statement. Bro, I’m a legend.'
'Why do you even need a phone? I have a Discman and it’s way cooler.'
'I don’t follow trends. I set them. And they’re all stupid.'