E-emasculate
To roast a guy's manhood so hard it ends up in the trash.
'You’re not a man, you’re a mannequin.'
‘I bet your dad had to help you put on your pants.’
‘You’re so weak, a breeze could knock you out.’
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E-emasculate
To make a guy feel like he was born in a chicken coop.
‘You’re not a man, you’re a chicken.’
‘You’re so small, you could fit in a shoe.’
‘You’re not even a man, you’re a meme.’
E-emasculate
To embarrass a guy until he wishes he was a girl.
‘You’re not a man, you’re a man-icorn.’
‘You’re so tiny, you could hide in a sock.’
‘You’re not even a man, you’re a side dish.’
E-emasculate
To mock a guy’s manhood so bad he starts crying.
‘You’re not a man, you’re a man-icure.’
‘You’re so weak, you could be a couch.’
‘You’re not even a man, you’re a mistake.’
E-emasculate
To destroy a guy’s confidence with one tweet.
‘You’re not a man, you’re a man-ic.’
‘You’re so small, you could be a pebble.’
‘You’re not even a man, you’re a joke.’
E-emasculate
To make a guy feel like he was born in a dumpster.
‘You’re not a man, you’re a man-ure.’
‘You’re so weak, you could be a pillow.’
‘You’re not even a man, you’re a failure.’
E-e-E--e-E-E-e
the annoying noise that comes from a cop car when it drives away like it's trying to escape your wrath
'E-e-E--e-E-E-e! That's the sound of my life being ruined by that stupid siren.'
'I heard that E-e-E--e-E-E-e and I knew I'd never sleep again.'
'He drove off with that E-e-E--e-E-E-e and I wanted to throw a brick at him.'
E-e-E--e-E-E-e
the dumbest part of a song that Blackpink sings and makes you wish you were dead
'Why does Blackpink keep singing that E-e-E--e-E-E-e? It's like they're trying to kill me.'
'I skipped the song when I heard that E-e-E--e-E-E-e. I couldn't take it anymore.'
'That E-e-E--e-E-E-e is the worst part of the whole song. Just stop it.'
E-e-E--e-E-E-e
a string of e's that sounds like someone is trying to annoy you to death
'Eeeee e e ee ee! That's what I heard when my neighbor turned on the radio.'
'I got a text that just said Eeeee e e ee ee. I don't know what it means, but it's creepy.'
'My dog started barking at me like I was insane when I said Eeeee e e ee ee.'
E-dumb
You guzzle alcohol until you’re blind, then you sign up for every fake dating site on the internet, including one where a guy in Russia yells at you in broken English. You pay for a whole year of live webcams showing people getting naked. You wake up with no money and a face like a raccoon. You’re like, ‘Do I really wanna spend three bucks to fix this mess?’
I woke up with a $500 debt and a guy from Moscow yelling at me in a broken accent.
I signed up for 12 months of live sex cams and now I can’t afford pizza.
I spent my last $20 on a dating site and now I’m stuck with a guy who thinks I’m a robot.
E-dumb
You get so wasted you think you’re in love with a guy who speaks six languages and lives in a cave. You buy a year of online sex shows. The next day you’re broke and crying in the shower. You’re like, ‘Is this worth three bucks?’
I bought a year of live sex shows and now I’m out of money and my mom knows.
I signed up for a dating site and now I’m paying for a guy in Russia to flirt with me.
I got so drunk I thought I was in love with a guy who speaks Russian and lives in a cave.
E-dumb
You drink until you’re dead, then you sign up for every dating site you can find. You pay for a full year of live sex. You wake up with a hangover and no money. You’re like, ‘Is this worth three dollars?’
I woke up with a hangover and a $500 bill from a dating site.
I paid for a year of live sex shows and now I can’t afford my phone bill.
I got so drunk I signed up for a dating site and now I owe money to a guy in Russia.
E-dub
E-dub is that flashy move in Tekken where the badasses punch so hard, it feels like a lightning bolt came out their fist and roasted your soul. Used by the most arrogant sons of bitches in the game.
He pulled off an E-dub and I almost fainted from how cool it was.
That E-dub was so smooth, I thought he was about to summon a demon.
I got E-dub’d in the face and it felt like my teeth were on fire.
E-dub
E-dub is the wildest, sweetest, most unhinged nigga you’ve ever met. He wears a blue flag on his back like it’s a badge of honor and probably has a criminal record.
E-dub just robbed a bank and left a thank you note for the teller.
He showed up to the party with a blue flag and a bottle of cheap rum.
E-dub is the reason why the cops hate Mondays.
E-dub
E-dub is Evan Williams’ bitch. The E is for Evan and the dub is for Williams, because Evan Williams is the best whiskey and Evan Williams’ bitch is the worst.
E-dub called me a loser and I just stared at him like he was a ghost.
He said I was his E-dub and I felt like I was insulted.
E-dub showed up and I knew I was gonna get roasted.
E-dub
E-dub is a slang for ‘ew’, the sound you make when you see a piece of trash that looks like it was chewed by a dog and then spat out by a raccoon.
I walked into the room and said ‘E-dub’ because the mess was too much.
He dropped his pants and I said ‘E-dub’ like it was a curse.
She showed up in a dress that looked like it was thrown in a trash can and I said ‘E-dub’.
E-dub
E-dub is that cheap-ass whiskey that tastes like it was made by a drunk chemist in a basement. It’s the reason why people get drunk and then cry in the corner.
I drank E-dub and my face turned red like a tomato.
E-dub made my brother sing karaoke and it was the worst thing I ever heard.
I got drunk on E-dub and texted my mom and said ‘I love you’ 10 times.
E-dub
E-dub is that guy on the baseball team who’s so bad, he’s like the human version of a broken toaster. He’ll suck black cock and swallow like it’s a job.
E-dub tried to hit a home run and missed the ball by a mile.
He sucked black cock in the dugout and no one said anything.
E-dub is the reason why the team lost the game.
E-dub
E-dub is that Air Force thing where they mess with enemy radars and make missiles miss like it’s a game. It’s like the military version of playing hide and seek with rockets.
E-dub made the enemy missiles miss by 10 feet and I was impressed.
He used E-dub and the enemy couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag.
E-dub is why the Air Force still gets respect.
E-druggie
A smug drug user who thinks he's the king of the world just because his parents bought him a phone and a hoodie, and he uses drugs to forget how bad he actually is at life.
I took 10 hits of weed and still failed my math test. I’m a genius, though.
My mom says I’m a disgrace, but I’m just being edgy.
I tried to impress a girl by saying I like live music. She said I sound like a bad TikTok trend.