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You guzzle alcohol until you’re blind, then you sign up for every fake dating site on the internet, including one where a guy in Russia yells at you in broken English. You pay for a whole year of live webcams showing people getting naked. You wake up with no money and a face like a raccoon. You’re like, ‘Do I really wanna spend three bucks to fix this mess?’

I woke up with a $500 debt and a guy from Moscow yelling at me in a broken accent.

I signed up for 12 months of live sex cams and now I can’t afford pizza.

I spent my last $20 on a dating site and now I’m stuck with a guy who thinks I’m a robot.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You get so wasted you think you’re in love with a guy who speaks six languages and lives in a cave. You buy a year of online sex shows. The next day you’re broke and crying in the shower. You’re like, ‘Is this worth three bucks?’

I bought a year of live sex shows and now I’m out of money and my mom knows.

I signed up for a dating site and now I’m paying for a guy in Russia to flirt with me.

I got so drunk I thought I was in love with a guy who speaks Russian and lives in a cave.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You drink until you’re dead, then you sign up for every dating site you can find. You pay for a full year of live sex. You wake up with a hangover and no money. You’re like, ‘Is this worth three dollars?’

I woke up with a hangover and a $500 bill from a dating site.

I paid for a year of live sex shows and now I can’t afford my phone bill.

I got so drunk I signed up for a dating site and now I owe money to a guy in Russia.

by Slangipedia 15d ago