E-dumb
You get so wasted you think you’re in love with a guy who speaks six languages and lives in a cave. You buy a year of online sex shows. The next day you’re broke and crying in the shower. You’re like, ‘Is this worth three bucks?’
I bought a year of live sex shows and now I’m out of money and my mom knows.
I signed up for a dating site and now I’m paying for a guy in Russia to flirt with me.
I got so drunk I thought I was in love with a guy who speaks Russian and lives in a cave.