E-jedi

I saw this e-jedi in the mall. He used his phone to zap my lunch money.

My cousin is an e-jedi. He hacked my game and made me lose.

That e-jedi just sent me a text that said 'You're dead.' And I believed it.

My teacher is an e-jedi. She uses a tablet to yell at me for 10 minutes.

This e-jedi just showed me a video of himself doing nothing.

I asked for a snack, and the e-jedi sent me a message that said 'No.'

The e-jedi turned my phone off during my favorite show.

My brother is an e-jedi. He used my computer to send me 1000 emails.

This e-jedi just made my mom’s phone explode.