E-jipped

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E-jipped is when some jerk cuts off your internet so you can't yell at them anymore.

My mom cut my wifi because I called her a donkey in front of my dad.

The school shut down my internet because I live-tweeted the principal’s bad hair day.

My brother turned off my internet because I said his pizza was soggy.

E-jipped is when you're left hanging like a idiot with no internet to save you.

My internet died mid-argument with my crush. Now I'm stuck with my thoughts and my crush’s silence.

I got E-jipped right before I was going to post the best meme of the year.

My internet was cut off while I was trying to explain why my dog is a genius.

E-jipped is when someone gives you the silent treatment… and your internet.

My internet was turned off because I said my teacher was a flamingo in a suit.

I was E-jipped because I posted a funny joke about my brother’s face.

My internet was cut because I told my dad he was a bad cook.

E-jipped is when you're cut off from the internet like a kid who didn't get a snack.

My internet was E-jipped because I told my mom she was a boring singer.

They turned off my internet right before I was going to post my best joke ever.

I was E-jipped because I said my dog had more personality than my brother.

E-jipped is when someone takes your internet away like it was your last hope.

They cut my internet because I said my teacher was a donkey in a trench coat.

My internet was E-jipped right when I was about to post my revenge tweet.

They turned off my internet because I called my dad a bad baker.

E-jipped is when your internet gets cut off like you're the bad guy in a cartoon.

My internet was E-jipped because I posted a funny joke about my mom’s hair.

They cut my internet right before I was going to post my most embarrassing moment.

I got E-jipped because I told my teacher she was a flamingo in a dress.