E-mail Avalanche

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A never-ending flood of dumb replies to a mass e-mail that nobody wanted. It starts with "RE:" and just keeps coming like a trash tsunami.
RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, who is this? I don’t know you.
RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I don’t know you. Also, why are we still talking about this?
RE: RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I don’t know you. Also, why are we still talking about this? Also, this is the worst.
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When a group e-mail gets turned into a stupid argument by people who didn’t even need to reply.
RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, who is this? I don’t know you. Also, this is the worst.
RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, who is this? I don’t know you. Also, this is the worst. Also, I’m not going to the meeting.
RE: RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, who is this? I don’t know you. Also, this is the worst. Also, I’m not going to the meeting. Also, I hate my life.
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A bunch of people who got an e-mail they didn’t want, and now they’re all replying like they’re in a fight.
RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I don’t know you.
RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I don’t know you. Also, why is this happening?
RE: RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I don’t know you. Also, why is this happening? Also, I’m going to quit.
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When one e-mail turns into a whole bunch of dumb replies, like people are arguing about something that’s not even important.
RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I think this is a trap.
RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I think this is a trap. Also, I don’t believe you.
RE: RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I think this is a trap. Also, I don’t believe you. Also, I’m going to report you.
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A group e-mail that somehow turns into a whole bunch of stupid replies, like people are fighting in the middle of an e-mail.
RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I think this is a trap.
RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I think this is a trap. Also, I think you’re lying.
RE: RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, I think this is a trap. Also, I think you’re lying. Also, I’m going to take over the meeting.
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When someone sends out an e-mail to a group of people, and then it turns into a whole bunch of dumb replies that nobody wanted.
RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, this is stupid.
RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, this is stupid. Also, I hate meetings.
RE: RE: RE: Reminder: Meeting at 10 AM. Also, this is stupid. Also, I hate meetings. Also, I’m going to crash the meeting.
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