Discover Slang

E-way’d
When a woman is flung from a car on the expressway after giving oral sex to everyone. Also happens to guys who get tossed out with no warning and just get cursed at.
She got E-way’d after giving the whole group a BJ while the car was moving.
He got E-way’d because he forgot to bring the snacks.
She got E-way’d right in front of the school and landed on a cop.
E-way’d
A Minnesota thing where a woman gets thrown out of a car on the highway after giving everyone a BJ. Men can also get E-way’d if they do something stupid or just get yelled at.
She got E-way’d because she gave the entire bus a BJ and forgot to wear pants.
He got E-way’d for arguing with the driver about the radio.
She got E-way’d mid-BJ and landed in a parking lot.
E-wail
A smelly e-mail full of complaints, like when you’re too mad to take a shower and you send it to a company because they messed you up.
I’m not even mad. I’m just tired of your service.
You gave me a broken sandwich. I’m not eating it. I’m sending you a letter.
I’m not crying. I’m just writing this e-mail with tears.
E-wail
A dirty e-mail that screams at a company like they’re the last person on Earth and you’re the last person who can stand them.
You’re the worst. I’m not even going to finish this e-mail.
I’m giving you a zero for your service. No mercy.
I just wanted my coffee. Now I have this e-mail and a headache.
E-wail
A messy e-mail that’s full of rage, like when you’re too angry to type straight and you just throw words at a company.
Your service is the worst. I’m not even kidding.
I got a burnt burger. I’m sending you this e-mail in all caps.
I just wanted to say ‘goodbye’ but now I’m yelling at you.
E-wail
A loud e-mail that sounds like you’re yelling at a company from the other side of the world because you’re that mad.
You’re the worst company ever. I’m not even going to say it again.
I got a bad cup of coffee. I’m writing you a letter and I’m not done.
I’m not mad. I’m just tired of your bad service.
E-wail
A grumpy e-mail you send when you’re too annoyed to be polite and you just want the company to suffer.
You messed me up. I’m not even going to explain it.
I got a broken phone. I’m writing you a letter and I’m not done.
I just wanted to say thank you. Now I’m being mean.
E-wail
A loud, angry e-mail that sounds like you just got fired and you’re taking it out on the company.
I’m not even mad. I’m just tired of your bad service.
You gave me a broken burger. I’m not eating it. I’m sending you a letter.
I just wanted to say ‘goodbye’ but now I’m yelling at you.
E-voiding
When you block someone on social media just because they're a pain in the ass and you're too cheap to delete them so you can keep your 300 friends instead of 299.
I blocked my ex because she kept texting me at 2 a. m. and I didn't want to lose my 300 friends.
My cousin is always tagging me in stupid memes. I blocked her and now she's mad.
My mom keeps messaging me about my brother. I blocked her because I'm not getting dragged into their drama again.
E-voiding
Using electronic stuff like Facebook, email, or texts to avoid someone because you're too lazy to talk to them face to face.
Instead of talking to my teacher, I just ignored her messages. She thought I was sick.
My friend texts me all the time. I never reply. I'm e-voiding him.
I got 100 emails from my old job. I didn't reply to any of them. I e-voided them all.
E-vincible
So tough you could punch a brick wall and it would cry.
My cousin is e-vincible. He once bit a bullet and it bit back.
This kid is e-vincible. He fought three teachers at once and won.
That dog is e-vincible. It chased a firetruck halfway across the city.
E-vincible
You’re so strong, you could bench-press a cow and still have energy for a snack.
My uncle is e-vincible. He once wrestled a bear and won.
That guy is e-vincible. He ran a marathon in his pajamas.
My dog is e-vincible. It ate my homework and still failed the test.
E-vincible
You’re so tough, you could survive a nuclear bomb and still complain about the noise.
My brother is e-vincible. He took a bullet and laughed.
That kid is e-vincible. He broke three bones and still kept dancing.
My neighbor is e-vincible. He once fought a robot and won.
E-value
E-value is when someone is so obsessed with you they act like a clown just to get your attention. You find it amusing but also kind of annoying.
He did a cartwheel in the hallway just to say hi.
She texted me a TikTok dance at 2 a. m.
He wore a hat made of pizza boxes to our class party.
E-value
E-value is when a person is so desperate to be noticed they do stupid stuff, and you laugh at them even though you’re tired of it.
He started singing my favorite song during math class.
She brought a whole bag of confetti to lunch just to throw it at me.
He drew my face on the blackboard with crayons.
E-value
E-value is when someone is so obsessed with you they do ridiculous things, and you can’t help but find them entertaining even if you’re annoyed.
He dressed up as a chicken for our school play just to sit next to me.
She sent me a 10-minute video of her dancing in her pajamas.
He brought a boombox to the cafeteria to play our favorite song.
E-vailable
When someone is available just to get e-mails. They sit there like a idiot, waiting for that one important e-mail, while the rest of the world is getting things done.
I've been e-vailable for 3 hours. Still no message from my ex.
I'm e-vailable and ready. Bring the e-mail, I'm waiting.
I'm e-vailable, but I'm also eating pizza. It's a tough life.
E-vailable
Being e-vailable means you're just there for e-mails. You’re not doing anything else. You're like a dog waiting for the mailman.
I'm e-vailable and I'm proud. I'm waiting for that e-mail like it's my life.
I'm e-vailable and I'm dying. Just send me the e-mail.
I’m e-vailable, but I’m also crying. It's a sad e-mail life.
E-vailable
E-vailable is when someone is available only to get e-mails. It's like being a human mailbox with a bad attitude.
I’m e-vailable and I’m not even sorry. I’m waiting for that e-mail like it’s my birthday.
I’m e-vailable and I'm bored. Just send me the e-mail already.
I’m e-vailable, and I'm also mad. That e-mail better be good.
E-vailable
E-vailable is when someone is just waiting for an e-mail, like it's the only thing that matters. They might as well be dead.
I’m e-vailable and I’m ready. Send me that e-mail or I'll scream.
I’m e-vailable and I’m hungry. But I'm waiting for that e-mail.
I'm e-vailable and I’m tired. Just send me the e-mail, please.
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