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E-jack
When a guy blows his load while looking at smut on the Internet.
I did an e-jack during lunch break and my coworkers heard it.
He was e-jacking in the car and the radio was on full blast.
I got caught e-jacking in the library and the librarian gave me a look.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jack
A guy who only gets off by looking at online porn and can’t talk to real people.
My neighbor is an e-jack and hasn’t left his room in weeks.
He’s such an e-jack, he can’t even look at a girl without getting hard.
That e-jack is still watching porn at 2 a. m.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jack
A guy who’s so bad at life, he only gets pleasure from Internet smut and doesn’t know how to talk to people.
He’s the e-jack of the group chat and only sends memes and porn links.
That e-jack still thinks TikTok is for dancing, not for getting off.
I asked him to go to the movies, but he said he’d rather be an e-jack.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jack
A funny nickname for someone named EJ who is also a total e-jack.
My friend EJ is the e-jack of the class.
EJ is an e-jack and still doesn’t know how to text properly.
EJ is the e-jack and still uses a flip phone.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jack
When a guy finishes his job and then finishes himself with a little help from the Internet.
He did an e-jack after finishing his report and got a coffee stain on his pants.
He did an e-jack during a Zoom call and his boss saw it.
He did an e-jack in the meeting and nobody said anything.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jack
A jack-o-lantern for guys who like to stick their junk in pumpkins and get off.
He carved an e-jack for Halloween and it was full of meatballs.
That e-jack was supposed to be scary, but it just looked sad.
He put a pumpkin with a hole in it and called it an e-jack.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-jack
When a guy shows off his junk and gets off to his own stuff on the Internet.
He did an e-jack in front of the whole school and nobody laughed.
He did an e-jack on the school bus and the driver was annoyed.
He did an e-jack in the classroom and the teacher gave him detention.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hung up
When someone decides to cut you off mid-chat on an IM just to be a pain in the ass.
You: Hey, wanna hang out later?
Them: *signs off*
You: I'm not even done talking!
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hung up
When someone signs off or blocks you on an IM like you're the last person they want to see.
You: I'm still here!
Them: *signs off*
You: Are you even listening?
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hung up
When someone decides to ghost you in the middle of a chat just to be a total jerk.
You: I'm not done talking!
Them: *signs off*
You: Are you serious?
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hung up
When someone cuts you off in the middle of a chat just to be a pain.
You: I'm still here!
Them: *signs off*
You: I'm not done!
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hung up
When someone decides to sign off or block you in the middle of a chat just to be a total mess.
You: I'm not done talking!
Them: *signs off*
You: I'm not even mad!
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hipster
An E-Hipster is a fake poser who thinks they’re cool by wearing ugly clothes and acting like they know everything.
'I wear my dad’s old flannel like it’s a fashion statement. Bro, I’m a legend.'
'Why do you even need a phone? I have a Discman and it’s way cooler.'
'I don’t follow trends. I set them. And they’re all stupid.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hipster
An E-Hipster is someone who thinks they’re special just because they like both anime and vinyl records.
'I don’t just listen to music. I live it. And it’s very dramatic.'
'I collect vinyls. Not just for the music. For the nostalgia. And the cool factor.'
'Anime is the peak of art. You’re just a regular human. I’m a god.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hipster
An E-Hipster is a total waste of space who thinks they’re better than everyone else because they have a bandana and a fake beard.
'I don’t need a real beard. This one is way more stylish.'
'Bandanas are the future. You’re still stuck in the past.'
'I’m not just cool. I’m the definition of cool.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hipster
An E-Hipster is someone who thinks they’re extra because they know the difference between a latte and a cappuccino.
'I don’t just drink coffee. I savor it. Like a connoisseur.'
'You think you’re fancy? I drink cappuccino and it’s a lifestyle.'
'I know the difference between a latte and a cappuccino. You’re just a basic human.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hipster
An E-Hipster is a person who thinks they’re the bomb because they have a beanie and a playlist with 500 songs.
'I don’t just wear beanies. I wear style.'
'My playlist has 500 songs. You’re just a basic human with 10 songs.'
'I’m not just a person. I’m a vibe.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hard
A person who yells about how tough they are online but is a total crybaby in real life
'I beat up 10 guys in the gym!', then he cried when I dropped a weight on his foot
He posted a rant about how he's the best at chess, then lost to a kid who plays on a phone
He said he'd fight me in the hallway, then ran away when I showed up
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hard
Someone who talks tough online but can't handle a real-life argument
He said he'd take me on in a fight, but when I showed up, he ran out screaming
He posted a rant about how he's the strongest, then got knocked over by a kid who plays basketball
He said he'd beat me up, but I just poked him and he started sobbing
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-hard
A person who thinks they're tough just because they post loud messages online
He posted a video of himself screaming at the sky and called it a 'war cry'
He sent me a message saying he'd beat me up, but I just laughed at him
He posted a picture of a pizza and said it was his 'trophy' for being the best
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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