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E-Seckz

Getting it on through a chat app while your mom thinks you're doing homework

I was fapping to my cousin's avatar on MSN while my mom was yelling at me to do my math

He was typing 'u hot' to his crush on AIM while his dad was watching the news

She was screaming at her bf on Yahoo chat while her brother was eating cereal for dinner

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Seckz

Getting lit with someone through a chat program before TikTok was cool and before your phone had a camera

He was hitting it with his crush on a chatroom while his mom was cooking meatloaf

She was flirting with her crush on AIM while her brother was snoring on the couch

They were making out through a chat app while their parents were arguing in the kitchen

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Seckz

When you're too lazy to actually meet someone but still want to get it on

He was talking to his crush on MSN while his mom was yelling at him to stop playing video games

She was making out with her crush through a chat app while her brother was eating pizza

They were hitting it through a chatroom while their parents thought they were studying

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Seckz

Chatting with someone while your brain is melting and your mom is watching you

He was typing 'u hot' to his crush on AIM while his mom was watching him

She was making out with her crush through a chat app while her brother was eating cereal

They were getting lit through a chatroom while their parents thought they were doing homework

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Seckz

When you're too cool for school but still want to get it on through a chat app

He was flirting with his crush on MSN while his mom was yelling at him

She was making out with her crush through a chat app while her brother was eating pizza

They were hitting it through a chatroom while their parents thought they were studying

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Scream

E-Scream is when you type in all caps to show you're mad as hell and ready to throw your keyboard out the window.

NOBODY TOLD ME THE GAMES WERE FREE

I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS

WHY IS MY CAT EATING MY COMPUTER

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Scream

E-Scream is like yelling at your screen because your life is a disaster and your internet connection is mocking you.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

I HATE THIS GAME

MY BROTHER JUST DELETED MY FAVOURITE SONG

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Scream

E-Scream is when you hit caps lock so hard it feels like you're screaming into a megaphone while your brain is on fire.

YOU JUST RUINED MY DAY

I DID NOT DESERVE THAT

MY DOG EAT MY WIFI

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Scream

E-Scream is when you type in all caps like you're trying to beat your friend in a shouting match and you're clearly losing.

I TOLD YOU TO STOP

YOU JUST LOST

MY LIVER HATES YOU

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Scammer

A fake online buddy who promises you the world and then roasts you with threats and fake lawsuits when you don't give them your cash.

Hey bro I'm rich and I'll give you 1000 dollars if you send me 500

I'm gonna sue your grandma if you don't pay me

You're gonna regret this when I show up at your school

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Scammer

A lying internet person who makes you believe you're winning money and then screams at you for being a loser when you don't send them cash.

You're gonna be rich in 3 days if you send me 200 dollars

I'm your destiny and I'm gonna ruin you if you don't pay

You're a fraud and I'm gonna post your face on the internet

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Scammer

A smelly online stranger who says you're going to be rich and then throws a tantrum when you don't send them money.

I'm gonna make you a millionaire if you give me 300 dollars

I'm gonna tell your mom if you don't pay

You're a noob and I'm gonna laugh at you forever

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Scammer

A dirty online person who promises you a lot of money and then roasts you with fake lawsuits when you don't give them cash.

I'll make you rich if you send me 400 dollars

I'm gonna sue your dog if you don't pay

You're a loser and I'm gonna post your face online

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Scammer

A lying internet person who says you're going to be a millionaire and then screams at you for being a loser when you don't send them money.

You're gonna be rich in 5 days if you give me 250 dollars

I'm gonna tell your teacher if you don't pay

You're a fraud and I'm gonna laugh at you forever

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Scammer

A smelly online stranger who says you're going to be rich and then throws a tantrum when you don't give them money.

I'll make you a billionaire if you send me 500 dollars

I'm gonna tell your parents if you don't pay

You're a noob and I'm gonna laugh at you forever

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-SWAB

An emotional support water bottle is a fancy name for a woman's favorite bottle that she never lets go of. It's not for drinking it's for crying into.

My E-SWAB is my emotional support water bottle. I've cried into it more times than I've actually drunk from it.

I brought my E-SWAB to work because I knew my boss was going to yell at me again.

That water bottle is my emotional support water bottle. I've had more heartbreaks in that bottle than I've had dates.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-SWAB

A woman’s E-SWAB is just a bottle she carries everywhere. It’s not for water it’s for saving her dignity when she breaks down in public.

I brought my E-SWAB to the grocery store because I knew I’d cry in the cereal aisle again.

That water bottle is my E-SWAB. I’ve used it to hide my tears from my ex.

I carry my E-SWAB like it’s a lifeline. If I drop it I might just lose my mind.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-SWAB

An E-SWAB is the bottle a woman keeps with her always. It’s not for water it’s for pretending she’s not a mess.

My E-SWAB is my emotional support water bottle. I’ve used it to hide my tears from my coworkers.

I brought my E-SWAB to the park because I knew I’d start sobbing over my ex again.

That water bottle is my E-SWAB. I’ve used it to hide my feelings from my family.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-SHOUTING

Sending emails or texts in all caps like a raging lunatic. Either because you’re trying to scream at someone through the screen or you’re too dumb to know how to turn off CapsLock.

YOUR LATE TO WORK AGAIN? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND YOU DID NOT DO IT

THEY SAID THEY WERE COMING BUT THEY ARE NOWHERE

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-SHOUTING

Yelling at someone through a screen. Usually in all caps and full of rage. Sometimes it’s just you being a loudmouth with no real reason.

YOU ARE THE WORST TEAMMATE EVER

WHY DID YOU EAT MY SNACK

I DIDN’T ASK YOU TO DO THAT

by Slangipedia 16d ago