E-SWAB
An emotional support water bottle is a fancy name for a woman's favorite bottle that she never lets go of. It's not for drinking it's for crying into.
My E-SWAB is my emotional support water bottle. I've cried into it more times than I've actually drunk from it.
I brought my E-SWAB to work because I knew my boss was going to yell at me again.
That water bottle is my emotional support water bottle. I've had more heartbreaks in that bottle than I've had dates.