E.M.A
Eat my ass, the best way to say you're the worst
In a text: 'You're the worst. Eat my ass.'
In a tweet: 'My day was bad. Eat my ass.'
In a DM: 'You failed. Eat my ass.'
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E.M.A
Eat my ass, better than sucking my dick
In a fight: 'Eat my ass!'
In a text: 'You're not the best. Eat my ass.'
In a relationship: 'You're not the best. Eat my ass.'
E.M.A
Eat my ass, the final insult
In a tweet: 'You're the worst. Eat my ass.'
In a text: 'You messed up. Eat my ass.'
In a DM: 'You're dumb. Eat my ass.'
E.L.S.
When someone adds extra letters to the end of their words like they’re trying to make a point and it’s just annoying as hell.
You said 'brb' but it came out as 'brbbbbbbbbbbb'
She texted 'lol' but it looked like 'lollllllllll'
He wrote 'hi' but it was 'hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'
E.L.S.
A total disaster that wipes out everything. Like when you drop your phone in the toilet and it’s never coming back.
The school got hit by an E. L. S. and the whole math test was erased
My dog ate my homework and it was an E. L. S.
The internet crashed because of an E. L. S.
E.L.S.
Everyone loves everyone. It’s the only rule. If you break it, you’re a weirdo and people will laugh at you.
My mom loves my dad. My dad loves my mom. That’s how it works.
I love my dog. My dog loves me. That’s E. L. S.
My teacher loves me. I love my teacher. That’s how it works.
E.L.I.O. Eternal Light In One
E. L. I. O is a Christian pop star who thinks God’s light is inside everyone, even the ones who don’t believe it. He sings about faith like it’s a religion, not a choice.
'I believed in Jesus before I even knew what faith was.', @joe234
'I heard 'Jesus Loves You' and cried like a baby in a pizza box.', @kayla101
'E. L. I. O’s music is like my soul got a standing ovation.', @danny567
E.L.I.O. Eternal Light In One
E. L. I. O is a singer who thinks God’s light is inside you, even if you’re too lazy to use it. He sings about hope like it’s a free lunch.
'E. L. I. O makes me want to pray even when I’m too tired to brush my teeth.', @sally876
'His song 'I Believe' is like a pep talk from God.', @mark901
'I’m not religious, but I listen to E. L. I. O like it’s a holy habit.', @anna202
E.L.I.O. Eternal Light In One
E. L. I. O is a Christian artist who thinks God’s light is inside every person, even the ones who are too busy to care. He sings about love like it’s a last chance.
'I used to hate church. Now I just listen to E. L. I. O on repeat.', @tom456
'His music is like a divine text message from God.', @lisa123
'E. L. I. O made me believe in Jesus before I believed in my mom.', @david789
E.L.I.O. Eternal Light In One
E. L. I. O is a Christian singer who thinks God’s light is inside you, even when you’re too busy to notice. He sings about faith like it’s a daily habit.
'I listen to E. L. I. O every morning like it’s my coffee.', @amy345
'His music makes me want to pray even when I’m too tired to stand up.', @jake567
'E. L. I. O is the only reason I believe in God now.', @jess501
E.L.I.O. Eternal Light In One
E. L. I. O is a Christian pop artist who thinks God’s light is inside you, even if you don’t believe it. He sings about love like it’s a miracle.
'E. L. I. O’s song made me cry before I even knew what love was.', @sam789
'His music is like a prayer I didn’t know I needed.', @mike123
'I used to hate religion. Now I just listen to E. L. I. O.', @lisa901
E.L.I.O. Eternal Light In One
E. L. I. O is a Christian singer who thinks God’s light is inside you, even when you’re too busy to notice. He sings about hope like it’s a daily dose of sugar.
'I listen to E. L. I. O every day like it’s my favorite snack.', @danny123
'His music is like a hug from God.', @sara456
'E. L. I. O made me believe in hope before I believed in my phone.', @mark876
E.L.Fudge
A glorious pile of deliciousness that makes your brain explode if you eat it with Jolt Blue.
I just ate E. L. Fudge and Jolt Blue. My brain is now a fireball.
My mom said I was eating E. L. Fudge with Jolt Blue. She called the police.
I had E. L. Fudge and Jolt Blue. My dog had a breakdown.
E.L.Fudge
The only thing that can make your pants fall down and your soul scream.
I ate E. L. Fudge. My pants fell down in front of my teacher.
My friend had E. L. Fudge. His soul screamed and ran away.
E. L. Fudge made my pants fall down during a Zoom call.
E.L.Fudge
A magical food that gives you the power to make your enemies cry and your friends laugh.
I gave my enemy E. L. Fudge. He cried like a baby.
My friend ate E. L. Fudge. He laughed so hard he fell off the couch.
I ate E. L. Fudge and my enemy cried. It was glorious.
E.L.E.A.W.T.A.
E. L. E. A. W. T. A. is when you kill and eat the meanest, most dangerous, and also the rarest animals while they’re still breathing and screaming. It’s like a meaty murder party for animals that don’t deserve it.
I just ate a tiger that tried to eat me. It was delicious and also kinda sad.
That rhino had a chance to run. He chose to charge. I gave him a sandwich.
I’m not a monster. I’m just a guy who likes meat and doesn’t care if it’s still alive.
E.L.E.A.W.T.A.
E. L. E. A. W. T. A. is a group of people who think it’s cool to fight and eat animals that are both deadly and almost gone. They don’t care if the animals are scared or sad. They just want their lunch.
I fought a lion. He fought back. We both won. I got a full stomach and he got a broken jaw.
I don’t like animals. I like eating them. Especially when they’re still alive and trying to escape.
That bear was a mess. I gave him a knife. He gave me a hug. I ate him.
E.L.E.A.W.T.A.
E. L. E. A. W. T. A. is when you take on the toughest, rarest animals in the world and beat them up, then eat them like they’re just another snack. It’s like a meat buffet for animals that don’t know what’s coming.
That crocodile was tough. I had to wrestle him. Then I ate him. I still have his teeth as a souvenir.
I killed a tiger with a spoon. Then I put it in my mouth and called it a dinner party.
I’m not a monster. I’m a man who eats animals. And that’s not a crime.
E.L. Meyers High School
A public high school in the ass end of Wilkes-Barre, PA, built in 1937 like a old man with bad breath. Around 950 punks go there, and famous jerks include the Ismail brothers, Rocket and Qadry, and some guy who won a Nobel Prize for being a snob.
'E. L. Meyers is where my cousin got his degree in being a piece of trash.'
'I went to E. L. Meyers and came out with a PhD in being a jerk.'
'E. L. Meyers is like a prison, but with worse food and more screaming.'
E.L. Meyers High School
A run-down school in Wilkes-Barre that smells like old socks and regret. It opened in 1937, and about 950 students get tortured there. Famous douches include Rocket and Qadry Ismail and some guy who got a Nobel Prize for being a brainy tool.
'E. L. Meyers is the only school where the mascot is a Mohawk and the principal is a lunatic.'
'I went to E. L. Meyers and now I hate math, life, and my mom.'
'E. L. Meyers is like a meat grinder for students who want to be famous and fail.'