E.L. Meyers High School

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A public high school in the ass end of Wilkes-Barre, PA, built in 1937 like a old man with bad breath. Around 950 punks go there, and famous jerks include the Ismail brothers, Rocket and Qadry, and some guy who won a Nobel Prize for being a snob.

'E. L. Meyers is where my cousin got his degree in being a piece of trash.'

'I went to E. L. Meyers and came out with a PhD in being a jerk.'

'E. L. Meyers is like a prison, but with worse food and more screaming.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A run-down school in Wilkes-Barre that smells like old socks and regret. It opened in 1937, and about 950 students get tortured there. Famous douches include Rocket and Qadry Ismail and some guy who got a Nobel Prize for being a brainy tool.

'E. L. Meyers is the only school where the mascot is a Mohawk and the principal is a lunatic.'

'I went to E. L. Meyers and now I hate math, life, and my mom.'

'E. L. Meyers is like a meat grinder for students who want to be famous and fail.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A public school in Wilkes-Barre that looks like it was hit by a truck. Built in 1937, it has 950 students who probably wish they were somewhere else. Famous people who went there are Rocket and Qadry Ismail and some guy who got a Nobel Prize for being a snob.

'E. L. Meyers is the school where my brother got his degree in being a loser.'

'E. L. Meyers is where my best friend got a Mohawk and a bruise from being beaten by the principal.'

'E. L. Meyers is like a jail, but with more tests and fewer snacks.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago