E.L. Meyers High School
A run-down school in Wilkes-Barre that smells like old socks and regret. It opened in 1937, and about 950 students get tortured there. Famous douches include Rocket and Qadry Ismail and some guy who got a Nobel Prize for being a brainy tool.
'E. L. Meyers is the only school where the mascot is a Mohawk and the principal is a lunatic.'
'I went to E. L. Meyers and now I hate math, life, and my mom.'
'E. L. Meyers is like a meat grinder for students who want to be famous and fail.'