E.L.E.A.W.T.A.
E. L. E. A. W. T. A. is when you take on the toughest, rarest animals in the world and beat them up, then eat them like they’re just another snack. It’s like a meat buffet for animals that don’t know what’s coming.
That crocodile was tough. I had to wrestle him. Then I ate him. I still have his teeth as a souvenir.
I killed a tiger with a spoon. Then I put it in my mouth and called it a dinner party.
I’m not a monster. I’m a man who eats animals. And that’s not a crime.