E.L.E.A.W.T.A.

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E. L. E. A. W. T. A. is when you kill and eat the meanest, most dangerous, and also the rarest animals while they’re still breathing and screaming. It’s like a meaty murder party for animals that don’t deserve it.

I just ate a tiger that tried to eat me. It was delicious and also kinda sad.

That rhino had a chance to run. He chose to charge. I gave him a sandwich.

I’m not a monster. I’m just a guy who likes meat and doesn’t care if it’s still alive.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E. L. E. A. W. T. A. is a group of people who think it’s cool to fight and eat animals that are both deadly and almost gone. They don’t care if the animals are scared or sad. They just want their lunch.

I fought a lion. He fought back. We both won. I got a full stomach and he got a broken jaw.

I don’t like animals. I like eating them. Especially when they’re still alive and trying to escape.

That bear was a mess. I gave him a knife. He gave me a hug. I ate him.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E. L. E. A. W. T. A. is when you take on the toughest, rarest animals in the world and beat them up, then eat them like they’re just another snack. It’s like a meat buffet for animals that don’t know what’s coming.

That crocodile was tough. I had to wrestle him. Then I ate him. I still have his teeth as a souvenir.

I killed a tiger with a spoon. Then I put it in my mouth and called it a dinner party.

I’m not a monster. I’m a man who eats animals. And that’s not a crime.

by Slangipedia 14d ago