E.L.Fudge - A magical food that gives you the power to make your enemies

A magical food that gives you the power to make your enemies cry and your friends laugh.

I gave my enemy E. L. Fudge. He cried like a baby.

My friend ate E. L. Fudge. He laughed so hard he fell off the couch.

I ate E. L. Fudge and my enemy cried. It was glorious.