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Eat my ass like I'm a piece of meat on a grill
Boss: 'You're late again.' Me: 'Eat my ass.'
Girlfriend: 'You forgot my birthday.' Me: 'Eat my ass.'
Mom: 'You didn't clean your room.' Me: 'Eat my ass.'
E.M.A
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Eat my ass so hard it comes out your ears
Bro: 'You lost the game.' Me: 'Eat my ass!'
Teacher: 'You failed the test.' Me: 'Eat my ass!'
Dad: 'You spilled soup on the couch.' Me: 'Eat my ass!'
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Eat my ass because you're dumb and I'm mad
Friend: 'You're wrong.' Me: 'Eat my ass!'
Colleague: 'You messed up the report.' Me: 'Eat my ass!'
Boyfriend: 'You broke my phone.' Me: 'Eat my ass!'
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Eat my ass club, the only club worth joining
Text from friend: 'You're in the E. M. A. club now.'
DM: 'Welcome to the E. M. A. club, you're the 10th member.'
Text from teacher: 'You're officially in the E. M. A. club.'
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Eat my ass, the best way to say you're the worst
In a text: 'You're the worst. Eat my ass.'
In a tweet: 'My day was bad. Eat my ass.'
In a DM: 'You failed. Eat my ass.'
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Eat my ass, better than sucking my dick
In a fight: 'Eat my ass!'
In a text: 'You're not the best. Eat my ass.'
In a relationship: 'You're not the best. Eat my ass.'
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Eat my ass, the final insult
In a tweet: 'You're the worst. Eat my ass.'
In a text: 'You messed up. Eat my ass.'
In a DM: 'You're dumb. Eat my ass.'