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E.L. Meyers High School
A public school in Wilkes-Barre that looks like it was hit by a truck. Built in 1937, it has 950 students who probably wish they were somewhere else. Famous people who went there are Rocket and Qadry Ismail and some guy who got a Nobel Prize for being a snob.
'E. L. Meyers is the school where my brother got his degree in being a loser.'
'E. L. Meyers is where my best friend got a Mohawk and a bruise from being beaten by the principal.'
'E. L. Meyers is like a jail, but with more tests and fewer snacks.'
E.L. Fudging
eating so many Keebler E. L. Fudge Original Butter Sandwich Cookies you lose your mind and your pants
I ate 17 cookies and now I'm on the floor screaming
My dog ate my cookies and I threw a tantrum
I tried to fit 10 cookies in my mouth and my face exploded
E.L. Fudging
when you stuff your face with E. L. Fudge until your brain starts to fudge too
I ate so many cookies I started talking like a cookie
My mom said I was fudging my brain
I tried to eat a whole box and now I'm a fudge monster
E.L. Fudging
the only thing worse than being full of cookies is being full of cookies and still wanting more
I ate until I was full but still grabbed another bag
I had a cookie coma and woke up hungry
I told my friend I was done and ate 12 more
E.L. Crisis
Early Life Crisis is when a kid realizes they are too young to be cool and too old to be a baby. They get mad because no one takes them seriously and they swear they'll be rich by 30, but they're still stuck in the 6th grade.
'I'm 12 and I'm already tired of being called a baby.'
'They said I'd be a billionaire by 20, but I still can't afford lunch.'
'I'm not a kid, I'm a future CEO, and I'm being treated like a loser.'
E.L. Crisis
Early Life Crisis is when a kid starts thinking they're the worst person ever because they are not rich, famous, or a superhero. They swear they'll be awesome someday, but they're still stuck in the same boring class.
'I'm not a failure, I'm just not famous yet.'
'I'm not lazy, I'm just waiting for my destiny.'
'I'm not a nobody, I'm just not a somebody yet.'
E.L. Crisis
Early Life Crisis is when a kid starts acting like they're dying because they didn't get into the best school or get the best video game. They swear they're going to be awesome someday, but they're still stuck in the 6th grade.
'I'm not sad, I'm just not rich yet.'
'I'm not crying, I'm just mourning my future.'
'I didn't fail, I just didn't get the best grade yet.'
E.L. Cool
the only guy who could make a sandwich look like a masterpiece and still talk trash
Yo E. L. Cool, I tried to copy your sandwich, and mine looked like a sad pizza.
I saw your sandwich, and I felt like I was in a food fight with a god.
That sandwich was so good, I cried, and I don’t cry unless my mom calls me fat.
E.L. Cool
the guy who made his brother look like a rookie in a battle of the beats
E. U Freeze was cool, but E. L. Cool? That’s like comparing a microwave to a toaster oven.
E. L. Cool dropped a beat so good, E. U Freeze had to ask for help.
E. L. Cool came in, and E. U Freeze had to leave the room like he had no dignity.
E.K.L.
The worst kind of evil. Like my ex said it. Also a trashy Dallas girl who thinks she's hot. She should just vanish and never come back.
'E. K. L. is the reason I can't sleep at night.'
'That Dallas girl is E. K. L. and I hate her.'
'E. K. L. should be cursed to live in a landfill.'
E.K.L.
A real-life demon. My boyfriend's favorite word. Also a Dallas trasher who thinks she's the bomb. She needs to be buried under a pizza box.
'E. K. L. is why my life is a disaster.'
'That Dallas girl is E. K. L. and I'm tired of her.'
'E. K. L. should be eaten by a raccoon.'
E.K.L.
The devil's sidekick. My ex says it all the time. Also a Dallas girl who thinks she's perfect. She needs to be thrown out of a moving car.
'E. K. L. is the reason I broke up with my ex.'
'That Dallas girl is E. K. L. and I'm done with her.'
'E. K. L. should be hit by a bus.'
E.J. Weisz
A New Englander who loves freezing cold winters and hates hot summers so much they pack up their whole life and move to Australia. They’re happy about it, but they’ll cuss about everything else.
'I moved to Australia for the weather. Now the coffee is bad and the people are loud.'
'I would have stayed if the sun didn’t shine every damn day.'
'I moved to Australia for the weather. Now the weather is the only thing I hate.'
E.J. Weisz
Someone who moves to Australia just because they hate the heat, but then they swear at the weather, the people, and the coffee every single day.
'I moved here for the cold. Now I can’t even stand the sun.'
'I moved for the weather. Now I cuss at the weather.'
'I moved to Australia because I hate the heat. Now I hate the heat and the people.'
E.J. Weisz
A person who makes a big decision to move to Australia, but then they go on a rant about everything else, even though they’re the ones who made the decision in the first place.
'I moved here for the cold. Now I hate everything else.'
'I made the choice. Now I cuss about everything else.'
'I moved here for the cold. Now I swear at the weather and the people.'
E.I.Y.C.
E. I. Y. C. is a nasty way to tell someone to swallow their shame like a sewer rat.
My mom said E. I. Y. C. when I spilled spaghetti on her new dress.
My brother yelled E. I. Y. C. after I ate his favorite pizza slice.
My teacher wrote E. I. Y. C. on my math test after I drew a mustache on the principal.
E.I.Y.C.
E. I. Y. C. is like the worst insult you can throw at someone’s face.
My friend called me E. I. Y. C. when I won the game he was playing.
My dog barked E. I. Y. C. at the mailman who stepped on his tail.
My dad said E. I. Y. C. when I broke his favorite mug.
E.I.Y.C.
E. I. Y. C. is when you tell someone to chug their embarrassment like it's a soda.
My cousin said E. I. Y. C. after I told her she looked like a raccoon.
My neighbor screamed E. I. Y. C. when my dog pooped on his lawn.
My friend’s mom said E. I. Y. C. when my friend drew on her face with crayons.
E.I.Y.C.
E. I. Y. C. is the ultimate insult, like telling someone they’re a smelly sock in a sock drawer.
My teacher said E. I. Y. C. when I talked during the entire lesson.
My mom said E. I. Y. C. when I spilled soda on her couch.
My brother said E. I. Y. C. when I told him his dog was ugly.
E.I.Y.C.
E. I. Y. C. is the dirtiest way to say you’re the worst at everything.
My friend said E. I. Y. C. when I failed his math test.
My dog said E. I. Y. C. when I took his toy.
My dad said E. I. Y. C. when I told him his joke was stupid.
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