E.J. Weisz

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A New Englander who loves freezing cold winters and hates hot summers so much they pack up their whole life and move to Australia. They’re happy about it, but they’ll cuss about everything else.
'I moved to Australia for the weather. Now the coffee is bad and the people are loud.'
'I would have stayed if the sun didn’t shine every damn day.'
'I moved to Australia for the weather. Now the weather is the only thing I hate.'
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Someone who moves to Australia just because they hate the heat, but then they swear at the weather, the people, and the coffee every single day.
'I moved here for the cold. Now I can’t even stand the sun.'
'I moved for the weather. Now I cuss at the weather.'
'I moved to Australia because I hate the heat. Now I hate the heat and the people.'
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A person who makes a big decision to move to Australia, but then they go on a rant about everything else, even though they’re the ones who made the decision in the first place.
'I moved here for the cold. Now I hate everything else.'
'I made the choice. Now I cuss about everything else.'
'I moved here for the cold. Now I swear at the weather and the people.'
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