E.L. Crisis

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Early Life Crisis is when a kid realizes they are too young to be cool and too old to be a baby. They get mad because no one takes them seriously and they swear they'll be rich by 30, but they're still stuck in the 6th grade.

'I'm 12 and I'm already tired of being called a baby.'

'They said I'd be a billionaire by 20, but I still can't afford lunch.'

'I'm not a kid, I'm a future CEO, and I'm being treated like a loser.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Early Life Crisis is when a kid starts thinking they're the worst person ever because they are not rich, famous, or a superhero. They swear they'll be awesome someday, but they're still stuck in the same boring class.

'I'm not a failure, I'm just not famous yet.'

'I'm not lazy, I'm just waiting for my destiny.'

'I'm not a nobody, I'm just not a somebody yet.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Early Life Crisis is when a kid starts acting like they're dying because they didn't get into the best school or get the best video game. They swear they're going to be awesome someday, but they're still stuck in the 6th grade.

'I'm not sad, I'm just not rich yet.'

'I'm not crying, I'm just mourning my future.'

'I didn't fail, I just didn't get the best grade yet.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago