E.L. Cool

Yo E. L. Cool, I tried to copy your sandwich, and mine looked like a sad pizza.

I saw your sandwich, and I felt like I was in a food fight with a god.

That sandwich was so good, I cried, and I don’t cry unless my mom calls me fat.

E. U Freeze was cool, but E. L. Cool? That’s like comparing a microwave to a toaster oven.

E. L. Cool dropped a beat so good, E. U Freeze had to ask for help.

E. L. Cool came in, and E. U Freeze had to leave the room like he had no dignity.