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E.I.Y.C.
E. I. Y. C. is the most disgusting way to tell someone they're the worst.
My cousin said E. I. Y. C. when I told her her hair looked like a bird nest.
My neighbor said E. I. Y. C. when I told him his cat was fat.
My teacher said E. I. Y. C. when I fell asleep in class.
E.I.M.T.
Your face turns red when you do something stupid and everyone laughs at you like you’re a clown.
My math test was a disaster. I got a 23. My face was redder than a tomato.
I tripped in front of my crush. It was like my face was on fire.
I said ‘I love you’ to my teacher. She laughed so hard she cried.
E.I.M.T.
You’re the reason the whole class is laughing at you like you’re the funniest joke ever.
I wore my pajamas to school. The whole class was laughing at me like I was a joke.
I sang ‘Baby Shark’ in the hall. Everyone was laughing so hard they were crying.
I texted my crush ‘u r cute’ and it was all over the school.
E.I.M.T.
You’re so awkward you make a normal person look like a rockstar.
I did a dance in the middle of lunch. Everyone thought I was crazy.
I tried to impress my crush by talking to the principal. It was a disaster.
I shouted ‘I am the best’ in the gym. No one believed me.
E.I.M.T.
You’re the human version of a red traffic light. You’re always on fire.
I fell off my bike in front of my mom. She laughed like I was a kid again.
I told a joke no one understood. I was so red I looked like a lobster.
I did a cartwheel and fell flat on my face. Everyone was laughing at me like I was a fool.
E.I.M.T.
You’re the reason the whole school has a new nickname for you. It’s not a nice one.
My nickname is ‘The Tomato’ because I’m always red from embarrassment.
I got called ‘The Clown’ after I fell into a puddle.
They say I’m ‘The Joke’ because I do stupid stuff every day.
E.I.M.T.
You’re the one who makes the teachers laugh so hard they forget to take roll.
I made my teacher laugh so hard she forgot to take roll. I got a warning.
I did a silly dance and my teacher was laughing so hard she couldn’t breathe.
I told a joke so bad it made the whole class laugh out of control.
E.I.F.F.
E. I. F. F. stands for 'Easily Identifiable Fat Friend.' They’re the guy who shows up to every party and makes everyone else look good by comparison.
'You brought the E. I. F. F. to the bar? That’s how you ruin a good night.'
'I’m not fat. I’m just a walking E. I. F. F. endorsement.'
'He’s the E. I. F. F. of the group. We all know it.'
E.I.F.F.
E. I. F. F. means 'Easily Identifiable Fat Friend.' They’re the kind of guy who makes your dating life look like a joke.
'I dated an E. I. F. F. once. It was like dating a pizza.'
'My ex is an E. I. F. F. He still sends me food.'
'He’s an E. I. F. F. and he’s got a dating app.'
E.I.F.F.
E. I. F. F. is short for 'Easily Identifiable Fat Friend.' They’re the reason why you’re still single.
'You brought the E. I. F. F. to the party. Now I have to explain why I’m still single.'
'He’s the E. I. F. F. and he’s still trying to get me to date him.'
'I’m not fat. I’m just the E. I. F. F. of this group.'
E.I.A.
The Easton Intelligence Agency is a group of college grads who lived in the Easton Avenue Apartments and got superpowers to help people, but mostly to mess with their enemies and show off.
I joined the E. I. A. because I wanted to punch people who didn't tip me.
They used their powers to make my math teacher fall into a trash can.
The E. I. A. saved the day by turning my principal into a chicken.
E.I.A.
The Eden Intelligence Agency is like a secret club of college grads who think they're heroes, but they’re just annoyed at everyone else and use their powers to make life harder for the rest of us.
The E. I. A. turned my lunch into a science experiment.
They used their powers to make my mom’s hair stand on end.
I saw the E. I. A. fighting over who had the better pizza.
E.H.C.I
Every hoe gets it in the clits.
The whole block got E. H. C. I when the cop pulled up.
She got E. H. C. I after the second round at the club.
He got E. H. C. I because he wouldn’t stop talking trash.
E.H.C.I
Every hooper catches it in the nuts.
He got E. H. C. I after the third shot at the game.
The whole squad got E. H. C. I when the cop asked for IDs.
She got E. H. C. I because she wouldn’t stop flirting.
E.H.C.I
Every hussy gets it in the crotch.
He got E. H. C. I after the fourth round at the bar.
She got E. H. C. I because she wouldn’t stop teasing him.
The whole block got E. H. C. I when the cop pulled up again.
E.H.B
E. H. B is a gang from Paterson NJ that hits hard and doesn't take no shit. They'll beat you senseless if you mess with them or steal their stuff.
Yo, I saw E. H. B members beat a guy up for stealing his phone.
My cousin got jumped by E. H. B because he talked shit about Tito.
E. H. B just came through my neighborhood and trashed a whole block.
E.H.B
E. H. B is a serious gang in Paterson. They don't back down and will hurt you if you even look at them wrong. Slick is the worst of them all.
Slick just walked into a bar and started a fight with three guys.
E. H. B showed up at my school and threatened my friend.
I heard E. H. B beat up someone for no reason at all.
E.H.B
E. H. B is a gang from Paterson that will beat the crap out of you if you cross them. Tito is the boss, and Slick will make sure you regret it.
Tito just got into a big fight with a rival gang.
Slick beat up my brother for no good reason.
E. H. B came to my house and broke my mom's phone.
E.H.B
E. H. B is a gang in Paterson that doesn’t take any crap. They’ll rip you apart if you mess with them or their stuff. They hate E 26th.
E. H. B beat up a guy from E 26th for no reason.
I saw E. H. B rip a guy’s shirt off in the street.
E. H. B is coming to my neighborhood next week, and I’m scared.
E.H.B
E. H. B is a gang from Paterson that rolls deep and will not let you live if you make them mad. They are led by Tito, and Slick is the one who does all the work.
Slick just beat up my cousin for talking to him.
Tito is coming to my school, and I’m in trouble.
E. H. B rolled through the city and broke three cars.
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