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The Easton Intelligence Agency is a group of college grads who lived in the Easton Avenue Apartments and got superpowers to help people, but mostly to mess with their enemies and show off.
I joined the E. I. A. because I wanted to punch people who didn't tip me.
They used their powers to make my math teacher fall into a trash can.
The E. I. A. saved the day by turning my principal into a chicken.