E.I.A.

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The Easton Intelligence Agency is a group of college grads who lived in the Easton Avenue Apartments and got superpowers to help people, but mostly to mess with their enemies and show off.
I joined the E. I. A. because I wanted to punch people who didn't tip me.
They used their powers to make my math teacher fall into a trash can.
The E. I. A. saved the day by turning my principal into a chicken.
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The Eden Intelligence Agency is like a secret club of college grads who think they're heroes, but they’re just annoyed at everyone else and use their powers to make life harder for the rest of us.
The E. I. A. turned my lunch into a science experiment.
They used their powers to make my mom’s hair stand on end.
I saw the E. I. A. fighting over who had the better pizza.
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