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D.E.N.N.I.S System

D. E. N. N. I. S. is the reason you're stuck with a man who thinks he's a god, but he's just a man with bad hair and worse decisions.

He said he'd never leave me. He left me for a woman who smells like lavender and regret.

He told me he loved me. Then he told me he loved his mom more.

He promised me the moon. Now he's on the moon with another woman.

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D.E.N.N.I.S System

D. E. N. N. I. S. is when a man thinks he's doing something clever, but he's just being a fool with a plan.

He said he'd never leave me. He left me for a woman who looks like a barista and smells like coffee and lies.

He told me he'd always be there. He was there for 10 minutes, then left.

He said he was my hero. Now he's my ex and my nightmare.

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D.E.N.N.I.S System

D. E. N. N. I. S. is the dumbest way a man can try to win a woman over by doing things like buying her a cup of coffee and then acting like he's a king.

He bought me coffee, then asked for my number. I gave him my life.

He said he'd take me to the moon. Now he's stuck with me and a coffee stain.

He bought me a coffee. Then he forgot my name. I’m still paying for it.

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D.E.N.N.I.S System

D. E. N. N. I. S. is when a man thinks he's being cool, but he's just being a fool who doesn't know how to love properly.

He told me he'd never leave me. Then he left me for a woman who smells like perfume and regret.

He said he'd always be there. Now I’m here, and he's there with a hot dog and a woman.

He promised me the moon, but now he's stuck with me and a coffee stain.

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D.E.G.L

A guy from Auburn, AL who’s so bad at getting laid he might as well be dead. People laugh at him like he’s a joke.

My uncle is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 20 years and still thinks he’s hot.

My friend’s cousin is a D. E. G. L. He asked a girl to prom and she said no.

My teacher is a D. E. G. L. He’s been teaching for 30 years and still hasn’t dated anyone.

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D.E.G.L

A guy who never gets laid because he’s too scared to talk to girls. He’s like a ghost at a party.

My neighbor is a D. E. G. L. He saw a girl at the store and ran away.

My brother is a D. E. G. L. He asked a girl to dance and she said no.

My dad is a D. E. G. L. He’s been married for 20 years and still doesn’t know how to flirt.

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D.E.G.L

A man who’s so bad at dating he might as well be a monk. He’s been living like a hermit for years.

My cousin is a D. E. G. L. He’s been living in his mom’s basement for 10 years.

My friend’s brother is a D. E. G. L. He’s never gone on a date in his life.

My uncle is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 25 years and still thinks he’s cute.

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D.E.G.L

A guy who’s so bad at getting laid he’s famous for it. People talk about him like he’s a superhero.

My dad is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 30 years and still thinks he’s a legend.

My friend’s dad is a D. E. G. L. He asked a girl to marry him and she said no.

My uncle is a D. E. G. L. He’s been living like a monk for 20 years.

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D.E.G.L

A man who’s never had sex because he’s too scared to ask. He’s like a chicken at a barbecue.

My cousin is a D. E. G. L. He saw a girl and ran away like a chicken.

My brother is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 15 years and still thinks he’s cool.

My neighbor is a D. E. G. L. He asked a girl to dance and she said no.

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D.E.G.L

A guy who’s never gotten laid because he’s too lazy to try. He’s like a couch that never moves.

My uncle is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 20 years and still thinks he’s hot.

My friend’s dad is a D. E. G. L. He’s been lazy for 30 years and still hasn’t dated anyone.

My neighbor is a D. E. G. L. He’s been living like a couch for 10 years.

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D.E.C.I.B

A universal rule that says if you eat cookies in bed, you’ll end up with crumbs in your hair and a stomach full of regret.

My sister ate cookies in bed and now she’s stuck with a crumb-filled pillow and a belly like a balloon.

I tried to eat cookies in bed and ended up with a mouth full of crumbs and a head full of guilt.

Don’t eat cookies in bed. You’ll end up with a mess and no sleep.

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D.E.C.I.B

A sacred law that says if you eat cookies in bed, you’ll wake up with a mouth full of crumbs and a brain full of nonsense.

I ate cookies in bed and woke up with crumbs in my hair and a brain full of nonsense.

My dog ate cookies in bed and ended up with a cookie-stained blanket and a belly full of joy.

I broke the law and now I have to live with the consequences.

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D.E.C.I.B

A rule so strong it says if you eat cookies in bed, you’ll end up with a mess and no sleep, and you’ll be mad at yourself.

I broke D. E. C. I. B and now I have crumbs everywhere and I’m too full to sleep.

I ate cookies in bed and now I’m stuck with a messy bed and a full stomach.

D. E. C. I. B is a rule I should have followed, but I didn’t.

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D.E.B.S.

D. E. B. S. is a stupid movie from 2004 where four hot girls fight crime and try not to mess up their makeup while doing it. It's also a gay love story that makes everyone roll their eyes.

"I watched D. E. B. S. and now I hate all action movies.", @MovieHater2000

My mom said D. E. B. S. is the worst thing since sliced bread.

D. E. B. S. is like a bad dream with too much lipstick.

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D.E.B.S.

D. E. B. S. is the best movie ever, like the government recruited four girls who can lie, cheat, and kick ass. They fight a evil villain and then fall in love with her, which is the worst thing that ever happened.

"D. E. B. S. is the greatest movie of all time. I would die for it.", @MovieFanatic99

My friend cried during D. E. B. S. because it was so good.

D. E. B. S. is the only movie that makes me want to be a secret agent.

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D.D.W.R

Got hit with twice the laziness and zero motivation

I woke up and realized I didn’t even want to get out of bed. Then my boss texted me. Double Dipped in Work Repelent.

My coworker said, 'I'm not coming in today,' and I thought, 'Me neither, I'm D. D. W. R.'

I opened my email and saw three unread messages. I closed it and cried. D. D. W. R. confirmed.

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D.D.W.R

Like getting smacked with a boss and a coffee that’s already cold

My boss walked in and said, 'We need this by noon.' I said, 'I’m D. D. W. R.'

I tried to focus on my work, but my coffee was cold and my boss was yelling. D. D. W. R. activated.

I got assigned two projects. I immediately texted my friend, 'D. D. W. R.'

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D.D.W.R

You got slaps of laziness and a side of zero care

I said, 'I’m not doing that,' and my coworker said, 'Neither am I. We’re both D. D. W. R.'

I walked into the office and saw my boss. I immediately left. D. D. W. R. all the way.

My boss said, 'You’re doing this today,' and I thought, 'Nope. D. D. W. R.'

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D.D.W.R

You got the full dose of being too tired to care

I saw my to-do list and said, 'Nope. I’m D. D. W. R.'

My boss sent me a message. I ignored it. Then I got a call. I hung up. D. D. W. R. confirmed.

I opened my email and saw ten unread messages. I closed it and said, 'D. D. W. R. is my new best friend.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.D.W.R

Like being hit by a laziness grenade and a coffee that’s been dead for days

My boss said, 'We’re doing this meeting today,' and I texted him, 'D. D. W. R. activated.'

I walked into the office and immediately left. My coworker said, 'You’re D. D. W. R.'

I saw my project list and cried. I texted my friend, 'D. D. W. R. is my new life.'

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