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Earl Of Hamburger
The king of all burgers who doesn’t take no mess from anyone who dares to eat a hamburger.
I’m the Earl of Hamburger and I’ll kick your ass if you burn my fries.
You don’t talk trash about the burger unless you wanna feel the wrath of the Earl.
He’s the Earl of Hamburger and he’s got a crown made of ketchup and a scepter made of onion rings.
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Earl Of Hamburger
The guy who makes you eat a hamburger and then tells you it’s the best one you’ve ever had, even if it’s soggy.
He’s the Earl of Hamburger and he says my burger is soggy, but I still have to eat it.
The Earl of Hamburger told me my burger was the worst, so I ate it twice.
Even my dog says the Earl of Hamburger is a meaty menace.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl Of Hamburger
The man who lives in a greasy kitchen and thinks he’s the greatest burger lover of all time.
The Earl of Hamburger lives in a greasy kitchen and eats burgers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
He’s the Earl of Hamburger and he thinks he’s the best burger lover since the invention of the fry.
The Earl of Hamburger said my burger was a disgrace and then ate it himself.
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Earl Nino
A giant mud monster that eats up West Coast trailers and then throws a snowball fight on the East Coast
My trailer got swallowed by Earl Nino and now it's buried under a mountain of snow.
I saw Earl Nino tear through my neighbor's trailer like it was a snack.
My mom said Earl Nino was the reason her trailer looked like a dumpster fire.
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Earl Nino
Trailer trash who can't even say El Niño without making it sound like they're choking on a burrito
My cousin tried to say El Niño and it came out like 'El Nino' and he looked like he had a mouth full of taco meat.
My friend called it 'El Nino' and got laughed at by the whole trailer park.
My uncle tried to say 'Oil' and it came out like 'Owl' and now everyone calls him 'Owl Nino'.
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Earl Monroe
The Pearl, Black Jesus. Earl Monroe was the smoothest son of a bitch to ever play basketball. He’d spin like a witch and make you look like a fool.
I swear he spun me into next Tuesday.
He looked like he was doing the cha-cha while I was trying to breathe.
He made me look like I was playing against a goat.
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Earl Monroe
The Pearl, Black Jesus. Earl Monroe was a baller who could make you feel like a moron. He’d glide by you like you were standing still.
He went past me like I was stuck in mud.
I was so confused, I thought he was doing a magic trick.
He moved like a ghost and I was the guy who forgot to bring a flashlight.
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Earl Monroe
The Pearl, Black Jesus. Earl Monroe was a freak who made scoring look like a walk in the park. He’d spin you like a top and laugh in your face.
He spun me like I was a toy and I was too tired to fight back.
I was dizzy and he was already at the basket.
He made me look like a rookie who just learned how to breathe.
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Earl Kirbey
A guy so good-looking he could make a bald man cry. People say he’s a GIRL MAGNET because he’s got the looks and the charm to steal any girl’s heart, or at least her lunch money.
He walked into the cafeteria and the whole room went silent. Even the janitor looked up from his mop.
My sister asked him out and now she’s dating him. I’m still waiting for her to come back to me.
He texted me a selfie and I almost dropped my phone. I was that distracted.
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Earl Kirbey
A man so attractive he could make a pizza look bad. He’s like a fine wine, the kind that costs more than your rent and makes you forget your problems for a while.
He came to my birthday party and all the girls forgot I was even there.
He’s got that vibe, like he walks into a room and everyone else is just background noise.
He’s the reason my crush now hates me. I’m just that jealous.
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Earl Kirbey
A guy who looks so good he could make a dog jealous. If he smiled at you, you’d probably fall in love, or at least forget your homework.
He showed up to class and the teacher had to pause the lesson. Even the dog in the back was looking at him.
I saw him and I almost forgot to breathe. I was that distracted.
He’s got that ‘I could make your life perfect’ kind of charm, or at least your Instagram.
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Earl Kirbey
A man so good-looking he could make a statue blush. He’s got the kind of face that makes people stop talking and start staring, like he’s the main character in a movie and they’re all just extras.
He walked into the room and the whole class turned around. Even the teacher was distracted.
He’s got that face, like he was born to be a heartthrob and not a normal guy.
He showed up to my group chat and now everyone’s asking me out.
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Earl Kirbey
A guy so good-looking he could make a mirror proud. People say he’s a GIRL MAGNET because he’s got the kind of charm that makes girls forget their names, and their boyfriends.
He came to my house and my mom forgot to make dinner. She was that distracted.
He smiled at me and I almost forgot my own birthday.
He’s got that ‘I’m so good-looking I could make a statue cry’ vibe.
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Earl Juice
The explosive result of drinking E & J liquor until your stomach wants to rebel and take over your body.
After the fifth shot of E & J, I threw up on my brother's shoes. Earl Juice is the reason I now have a permanent seat in the hallway.
I drank E & J like it was my job. Earl Juice came in like a boss and kicked my ass out of the office.
My friend said he could handle E & J. Earl Juice proved him wrong, and now he lives in a trash can.
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Earl Juice
The aftermath of drinking E & J so fast it feels like your insides are on fire and your brain is screaming for mercy.
I drank E & J like it was a fire alarm. Earl Juice came in like a fire truck and put me out.
My date asked me to try E & J. Earl Juice was the reason I got kicked out of the restaurant.
I tried to impress my mom with E & J. Earl Juice said, 'You're not impressing anyone, kid.'
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Earl Juice
The punishment you get for being too stupid to know that E & J is not a soft drink.
I drank E & J like it was soda. Earl Juice said, 'You're not soda material, pal.'
My cousin tried to drink E & J and survive. Earl Juice said, 'You're not surviving.'
I told my friend E & J was cool. Earl Juice proved me wrong and left me on the floor.
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Earl Jarred Mars
The biggest moron ever. Earl Jarred Mars is so clueless he can blow up a whole squad by accident while trying to help his friends.
He tried to save the day and ended up wiping out half the team.
He threw a grenade at a tank and hit his own squad instead.
He thought he was attacking the enemy and killed his buddy by mistake.
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Earl Jarred Mars
A walking mistake. Earl Jarred Mars is the kind of person who can make a simple mission into a complete mess.
He messed up the plan and got everyone killed.
He ran into the wrong building and got ambushed.
He tried to hide and walked right into the enemy's face.
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Earl Jarred Mars
The dumbest guy in the whole game. Earl Jarred Mars is like a grenade with no brain.
He threw a grenade and it exploded in his own face.
He walked into a trap and didn't even notice.
He fired at the sky and still missed the enemy.
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Earl Hickey Moment
When someone takes a photo and they shut their eyes like they’re trying to avoid the light and it’s the worst thing ever. It’s like they’re saying, ‘I’m not here, I’m not here.’
My cousin took a group pic and blinked so hard I thought she was trying to kill the camera.
My ex shut her eyes in a selfie and it looked like she was crying from the pain of my existence.
My dog blinked in the middle of a photo and now it’s the most cursed dog pic ever.
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