Earl Of Hamburger

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The king of all burgers who doesn’t take no mess from anyone who dares to eat a hamburger.

I’m the Earl of Hamburger and I’ll kick your ass if you burn my fries.

You don’t talk trash about the burger unless you wanna feel the wrath of the Earl.

He’s the Earl of Hamburger and he’s got a crown made of ketchup and a scepter made of onion rings.

The guy who makes you eat a hamburger and then tells you it’s the best one you’ve ever had, even if it’s soggy.

He’s the Earl of Hamburger and he says my burger is soggy, but I still have to eat it.

The Earl of Hamburger told me my burger was the worst, so I ate it twice.

Even my dog says the Earl of Hamburger is a meaty menace.

The man who lives in a greasy kitchen and thinks he’s the greatest burger lover of all time.

The Earl of Hamburger lives in a greasy kitchen and eats burgers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

He’s the Earl of Hamburger and he thinks he’s the best burger lover since the invention of the fry.

The Earl of Hamburger said my burger was a disgrace and then ate it himself.