Earl Of Hamburger
The man who lives in a greasy kitchen and thinks he’s the greatest burger lover of all time.
The Earl of Hamburger lives in a greasy kitchen and eats burgers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
He’s the Earl of Hamburger and he thinks he’s the best burger lover since the invention of the fry.
The Earl of Hamburger said my burger was a disgrace and then ate it himself.