Earl Of Hamburger
The guy who makes you eat a hamburger and then tells you it’s the best one you’ve ever had, even if it’s soggy.
He’s the Earl of Hamburger and he says my burger is soggy, but I still have to eat it.
The Earl of Hamburger told me my burger was the worst, so I ate it twice.
Even my dog says the Earl of Hamburger is a meaty menace.