Earl Monroe

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The Pearl, Black Jesus. Earl Monroe was the smoothest son of a bitch to ever play basketball. He’d spin like a witch and make you look like a fool.

I swear he spun me into next Tuesday.

He looked like he was doing the cha-cha while I was trying to breathe.

He made me look like I was playing against a goat.

The Pearl, Black Jesus. Earl Monroe was a baller who could make you feel like a moron. He’d glide by you like you were standing still.

He went past me like I was stuck in mud.

I was so confused, I thought he was doing a magic trick.

He moved like a ghost and I was the guy who forgot to bring a flashlight.

The Pearl, Black Jesus. Earl Monroe was a freak who made scoring look like a walk in the park. He’d spin you like a top and laugh in your face.

He spun me like I was a toy and I was too tired to fight back.

I was dizzy and he was already at the basket.

He made me look like a rookie who just learned how to breathe.