Earl Jarred Mars

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The biggest moron ever. Earl Jarred Mars is so clueless he can blow up a whole squad by accident while trying to help his friends.
He tried to save the day and ended up wiping out half the team.
He threw a grenade at a tank and hit his own squad instead.
He thought he was attacking the enemy and killed his buddy by mistake.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A walking mistake. Earl Jarred Mars is the kind of person who can make a simple mission into a complete mess.
He messed up the plan and got everyone killed.
He ran into the wrong building and got ambushed.
He tried to hide and walked right into the enemy's face.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The dumbest guy in the whole game. Earl Jarred Mars is like a grenade with no brain.
He threw a grenade and it exploded in his own face.
He walked into a trap and didn't even notice.
He fired at the sky and still missed the enemy.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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