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Earl Hickey Moment
When you take a picture and someone’s eyes are closed like they’re trying to hide from the world. It’s the worst kind of photo crime.
My mom blinked in a family photo and now it looks like she’s dead.
My friend blinked in a group chat screenshot and it’s the most embarrassing thing ever.
My cat blinked in a photo and it’s like it’s judging me.
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Earl Hickey Moment
When someone closes their eyes in a photo like they’re trying to escape the camera. It’s the worst kind of photo betrayal.
My dad blinked in a portrait and it looked like he was trying to hide from his own face.
My crush blinked in a selfie and now I have to live with that forever.
My barista blinked in a coffee photo and it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
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Earl Grey Duster
You get a tea bag from someone and let one major stinker out like you're a pig on a hot day.
I just got a tea bag from my cousin and let out a fart so loud it scared the cat.
My friend gave me a tea bag and I farted so hard I think I broke my pants.
At the tea party, I got a tea bag and let out a fart that made everyone run out of the room.
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Earl Grey Duster
You get a tea bag and then you fart like you're trying to win a fart contest.
I got a tea bag and farted so hard I think I turned into a ghost.
At the tea shop, I got my tea bag and let out a fart that made the barista cry.
My mom gave me a tea bag and I farted so loud the neighbor called the police.
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Earl Greg
A drunk person's version of a Hot Toddy that uses Earl Grey tea and some stupid orange soda that tastes like regret.
I tried to make a Hot Toddy, but it turned into a disaster. Earl Grey and orange soda? That's what happens when you're too drunk to measure things.
My cousin made an Earl Greg and it tasted like he dipped his tea in a trash can.
I drank an Earl Greg and now I regret every decision I've ever made.
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Earl Greg
A mix of tea and soda that only a fool would try to drink after a long day of failing at life.
My mom tried to make me an Earl Greg, but it was worse than my report card.
I drank an Earl Greg and it felt like my brain was on fire.
My friend made an Earl Greg and now he's stuck in a hospital.
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Earl Greg
A terrible drink that uses tea and soda to try to make you feel better, but it just makes you want to cry.
I tried an Earl Greg and it tasted like my ex's leftovers.
My brother drank an Earl Greg and cried like a baby.
The Earl Greg I made was so bad, my dog ran away.
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Earl Gray Tea
The red stuff that comes out when you punch someone really hard and they cry.
I drank Earl Gray Tea after I got my nose broken by a guy who said I looked like his uncle's dog.
My brother's face looked like a tomato soup after I served him Earl Gray Tea.
That kid cried so much after I gave him Earl Gray Tea, the teachers had to call his mom.
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Earl Gray Tea
The liquid version of a nosebleed when you're angry and your face is hot.
My mom said I had Earl Gray Tea all over the kitchen table after I screamed at the mailman.
I got Earl Gray Tea on my shirt because I kicked the door and my face exploded.
The principal gave me a warning because I had Earl Gray Tea on the floor and it was a mess.
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Earl Gray Tea
What happens when your face turns into a tomato and you can't stop crying.
I had Earl Gray Tea on my homework because I cried so much after my dog ate my shoes.
My face looked like a tomato soup after I got yelled at by my dad.
My sister had Earl Gray Tea on her face when she fell into the cereal box.
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Earl Gray Tea
When your nose starts running and your face looks like it’s been in a fight.
I had Earl Gray Tea on my shirt after I cried because my bike got stolen.
My brother looked like he had Earl Gray Tea on his face after he got hit by a soccer ball.
My face was red and running like a faucet after I had Earl Gray Tea.
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Earl Gray Tea
The stuff that comes out of your face when you're so mad you could punch a wall.
I had Earl Gray Tea on my hands after I punched the wall because my dog ate my homework.
My face was like a tomato soup after I screamed at my brother for eating my pizza.
I had Earl Gray Tea on my pants after I kicked the door because my dog was barking at me.
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Earl Gray Tea
The red liquid that comes out when you cry so hard you think you're going to die.
I had Earl Gray Tea on my face after I cried because my dog ran away.
My brother had Earl Gray Tea on his shirt after he cried because he got a bad grade.
I had Earl Gray Tea on my hands after I cried because my dog ate my favorite toy.
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Earl Gray
Teabagging but with the attitude of a king who just got crowned and smells like old socks
I teabagged him like a boss, but I did it with style, like I was born to do it.
He tried to teabag me, but I just stood there like I was royalty.
I teabagged my cousin so hard, he thought he was in a tea bag factory.
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Earl Gray
When you take a huge dump and then throw your nuts into the pot and start teabagging your girl like you’re trying to win a bet
I took a dump so big, it looked like a tornado hit my pants, then I threw my nuts in the soup and started teabagging my ex.
He pooped so loud, the neighbors called the police, then he threw his nuts in the soup and teabagged his girlfriend.
She took a dump and dropped her balls into the soup like it was a fashion show.
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Earl Gray
A fancy word for blood, like when you punch someone so hard, their blood looks like it's wearing a tuxedo
He got punched so hard, his blood looked like it had a job.
She spilled blood like it was trying to be fancy.
His blood was so fancy, it got its own Instagram account.
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Earl Gault 2020
The pale-ass coon who should be the top dog in the land.
He’s the white trash version of a king.
If he was president, we’d all be rich and happy.
He’s the only one who can beat the black guys at their own game.
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Earl Gault 2020
The light-skinned monkey who should rule the whole damn country.
He’s the white version of a king.
He’d be the best president since Jesus.
He’s the only one who can beat the black guys at their own game.
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Earl Gault 2020
The yellow-faced nigger who should be the number one man in America.
He’s the white guy who’d make us all rich.
He’s the only one who can beat the black guys at their own game.
He’s the best president since the beginning of time.
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Earl From Dhar Mann
Earl From Dhar Mann can rip your soul out and throw it in a trash can faster than you can say 'I didn't know that.' He’s like the reason your life is a mess.
Bro I just got roasted by Earl and now I'm crying in the shower.
My mom said I was a disappointment. Earl said I was a disgrace.
I tried to be cool. Earl said I was a walking embarrassment.
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