Earl Greg

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A drunk person's version of a Hot Toddy that uses Earl Grey tea and some stupid orange soda that tastes like regret.

I tried to make a Hot Toddy, but it turned into a disaster. Earl Grey and orange soda? That's what happens when you're too drunk to measure things.

My cousin made an Earl Greg and it tasted like he dipped his tea in a trash can.

I drank an Earl Greg and now I regret every decision I've ever made.

A mix of tea and soda that only a fool would try to drink after a long day of failing at life.

My mom tried to make me an Earl Greg, but it was worse than my report card.

I drank an Earl Greg and it felt like my brain was on fire.

My friend made an Earl Greg and now he's stuck in a hospital.

A terrible drink that uses tea and soda to try to make you feel better, but it just makes you want to cry.

I tried an Earl Greg and it tasted like my ex's leftovers.

My brother drank an Earl Greg and cried like a baby.

The Earl Greg I made was so bad, my dog ran away.