Earl Gray
When you take a huge dump and then throw your nuts into the pot and start teabagging your girl like you’re trying to win a bet
I took a dump so big, it looked like a tornado hit my pants, then I threw my nuts in the soup and started teabagging my ex.
He pooped so loud, the neighbors called the police, then he threw his nuts in the soup and teabagged his girlfriend.
She took a dump and dropped her balls into the soup like it was a fashion show.