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Earl From Dhar Mann

Earl can make you feel like a total idiot in less time than it takes to finish a slice of pizza. He’s the reason you’re still single.

I texted Earl 'I love you' and he replied 'You’re a failure.'

At the gym, Earl saw me and said, 'You look like a lost cause.'

I tried to impress Earl. He said I was a 'disgrace to the human race.'

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Earl From Dhar Mann

Earl can make you feel like you’ve failed life before you even finish your coffee. He’s the reason your life is a constant embarrassment.

I spilled my coffee. Earl said I was a 'disaster in disguise.'

I tried to be funny. Earl said I was a 'laugh that never happened.'

I had a plan. Earl said it was a 'disaster waiting to happen.'

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Earl From Dhar Mann

Earl From Dhar Mann can make you feel like you’ve been living in a dumpster for years. He’s the reason your life is a never-ending embarrassment.

I wore a shirt. Earl said it was 'the worst thing I’ve ever seen.'

I tried to be successful. Earl said I was a 'failure with a side of failure.'

I said hello. Earl said I was a 'disgrace to the human race.'

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Earl From Dhar Mann

Earl can make you feel like you’re the worst version of yourself in under a minute. He’s like the reason your life is a constant disaster.

I tried to be rich. Earl said I was a 'disaster with a side of disaster.'

I had a dream. Earl said it was 'a nightmare with a side of embarrassment.'

I said I was happy. Earl said I was a 'disaster in disguise.'

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Earl Flynt

The stupid move of lifting your right arm like you're trying to scratch your own backside while your brain is still stuck in the toilet.

He did the Earl Flynt during the principal's speech and got sent to the office.

She did the Earl Flynt in the middle of the math test and failed.

He did the Earl Flynt during the Zoom call and his mom walked in.

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Earl Flynt

When you raise your right arm like you're about to throw a punch at a plate of spaghetti and then you just stare at your lunch.

He did the Earl Flynt during lunch and his friend laughed so hard he spilled his soda.

She did the Earl Flynt during the science experiment and the teacher gave her a warning.

He did the Earl Flynt during the bus ride and the driver yelled at him.

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Earl Flynt

The dumb way of lifting your right arm as if you're trying to reach the sky but your brain is too lazy to do anything else.

He did the Earl Flynt during the football game and the crowd roared with laughter.

She did the Earl Flynt during the chorus performance and her friend laughed so hard he fell over.

He did the Earl Flynt during the math quiz and got a zero.

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Earl Flynt

Lifting your right arm like you're trying to fight a ghost but your brain is still stuck in the morning.

He did the Earl Flynt during the history test and got a D.

She did the Earl Flynt during the dance and her friend took a picture of it.

He did the Earl Flynt during the recess and the teacher gave him a time-out.

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Earl Flynt

When you raise your right arm like you're trying to wave at a friend but your brain is too lazy to even think.

He did the Earl Flynt during the English class and his teacher gave him a warning.

She did the Earl Flynt during the lunch break and her friend laughed so hard he cried.

He did the Earl Flynt during the science test and got a C.

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Earl Flynt

Lifting your right arm like you're trying to grab a pizza but your brain is too tired to do anything else.

He did the Earl Flynt during the math test and got a F.

She did the Earl Flynt during the dance and her friend took a picture of it.

He did the Earl Flynt during the recess and the teacher gave him a time-out.

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Earl Flynn

A stupid dance that started in Detroit, Michigan. People think it’s cool but it’s just a bunch of jerks moving like they’re trying to annoy you.

My cousin tried to do the Earl Flynn at my birthday and it was like watching a goat try to breakdance.

My homie’s mom started doing the Earl Flynn at the grocery store and now everyone knows her name.

I tried to do the Earl Flynn at school and the principal pulled me out of class for being a 'dance menace.'

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Earl Flynn

A dance from Detroit that makes you look like a fool if you don’t know how to do it. It’s like a bunch of people trying to out-dance each other in a bad way.

I did the Earl Flynn in front of my crush and now I’m known as the ‘dance disaster.’

My brother did the Earl Flynn at the mall and got kicked out by the security guard.

My dog tried to do the Earl Flynn and it was like a weird animal show.

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Earl Flynn

A stupid dance from Detroit that makes you look like a dork. It’s just people moving like they’re trying to impress the wrong people.

I did the Earl Flynn at the bus stop and now everyone knows my name. Not in a good way.

My mom did the Earl Flynn at the gym and the trainer told her to stop or she’d get kicked out.

I tried to do the Earl Flynn in class and my teacher gave me a detention for being a ‘dance dork.’

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Earl Ephraim

A guy who gets a hard on every night thinking about a kid who’s still in school and probably hasn’t even gotten a driver’s license yet

My homie is an Earl Ephraim. He texts his cousin’s little sister every night at 11.

I saw Earl Ephraim at the mall. He was staring at a girl in middle school like she was the last slice of pizza.

My uncle says he’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 14.

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Earl Ephraim

A man who can’t stop thinking about a teenager who still has to wear a backpack instead of a messenger bag

My friend’s an Earl Ephraim. He’s been texting his neighbor’s daughter since she started high school.

My brother’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he can’t stop thinking about the girl who sits behind him in math class.

My dad’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 16.

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Earl Ephraim

A person who can’t stop jacking off every night to a kid who’s still in the school system and probably still has to eat lunch in the cafeteria

My buddy’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he can’t stop thinking about the girl who brings tuna every day for lunch.

I think my teacher’s an Earl Ephraim. He always stares at the girl who sits in front of him.

My cousin’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 13.

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Earl Ephraim

A guy who gets a boner every night because he’s still hanging out with kids who have to wear uniforms and still have to do homework

My friend’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he can’t stop thinking about the girl who always wears a blue shirt to school.

I saw Earl Ephraim in the hallway. He was staring at the girl who still does homework every night.

My neighbor’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 15.

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Earl Ephraim

A man who still thinks he’s cool because he’s been hanging out with kids who are still in school and still have to ride the bus

My dad’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 16.

My brother’s an Earl Ephraim. He still texts the girl who sits behind him in math class every night.

My uncle’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he still thinks he’s cool because he’s been doing this for years.

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Earl Ephraim

A person who still gets a hard on every night because he’s been hanging out with a kid who still has to wear a backpack and still has to do homework

My friend’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he still gets a hard on every night thinking about the girl who sits behind him in math class.

I think my teacher’s an Earl Ephraim. He still texts the girl who brings tuna for lunch every day.

My cousin’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 14.

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Earl E. Williams

A school in Tracy, California, that Earl E. Williams created because he was too lazy to teach kids and decided to name it after himself like a greedy idiot

I got sent to Earl E. Williams Middle School because I got in a fight over who had the bigger lunch

My mom says Earl E. Williams is the worst school ever, but I say it's the best because it's got the worst teachers

I think Earl E. Williams is a joke, but I still got a D in math there

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