Earl E. Williams
A school in Tracy, California, that Earl E. Williams created because he was too lazy to teach kids and decided to name it after himself like a greedy idiot
I got sent to Earl E. Williams Middle School because I got in a fight over who had the bigger lunch
My mom says Earl E. Williams is the worst school ever, but I say it's the best because it's got the worst teachers
I think Earl E. Williams is a joke, but I still got a D in math there