Earl From Dhar Mann - Earl can make you feel like a total idiot in less time than

Earl can make you feel like a total idiot in less time than it takes to finish a slice of pizza. He’s the reason you’re still single.

I texted Earl 'I love you' and he replied 'You’re a failure.'

At the gym, Earl saw me and said, 'You look like a lost cause.'

I tried to impress Earl. He said I was a 'disgrace to the human race.'