Earl Ephraim
A person who still gets a hard on every night because he’s been hanging out with a kid who still has to wear a backpack and still has to do homework
My friend’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he still gets a hard on every night thinking about the girl who sits behind him in math class.
I think my teacher’s an Earl Ephraim. He still texts the girl who brings tuna for lunch every day.
My cousin’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 14.